A 31 year old hoochie daddy explains how he falls victim to Celsius energy drinks, advises everyone to find some type of hobby, lists things he'd rather do than paint & sand another dresser, and gives a shoutout to the LEGENDARY Hong Kong Market.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old devoted, balding white daddy tells the tale of himself loading groceries during the second coming of Christ, discusses his father's poorly planned Dad joke in the family group text, brainstorms a possible BUI(baby under the influence), and orders possibly the gayest Starbucks beverage of all time. Enjoy!

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old captain/shucker/sous chef/weirdo talks about this year's Hogs for the Cause: money raised, day-of headaches, and REAL shuckers vs glamor shuckers.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old white caucasian male discusses recent P-Diddy scandal, the greatest April fools pranks of all time, and gets ready for Hogs for the Cause 2024.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old straight white male goes on a Dollar General beer run, gets freaked out by the Easter bunny, and talks about a legendary 10 year old he witnessed at the town Easter Egg Hunt.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old, straight, white, crossfit guy discusses the upcoming election, the current border crisis, latest tiktok ban, discovers internet trolls, and explains the latest and greastest conspiracy: GAY LIZARDS.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old first time Disney Dad describes his recent Disneyworld experience: bizarre shows, fist-fighting other disney dads, perfectly-timed alcohol abuse, and more!

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old straight white balding male gets petty once again, describes his LGBTQ coffee mug, explains why life in general kinda sucks, and gets ready for a disney trip.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old mostly straight white male talks about his most recent catering gig, a 2:00am gas station belt salesman, and his upcoming disney trip.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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A 31 year old straight white father reads and gives his thoughts on two of the greatest news stories of our time: "Woman arrested after sending 159,000 text messages after first date." and "Man jailed in Turkey for 20 days because he looked gay."

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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