A 32 year old balding staright white male explains how energy drinks could have changed the course of history and critiques a viral TikTok giving lactating mothers an eternal excuse for being rude.

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A 32 year old straight white organ donor speaks about abandoning his wife during his child's bedtime, the worst curtain installation of all time, and this haunting Netflix murder doc.

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A 32 year balding straight white male meets his match and tells the tale of the greatest toddler of all time..... the greatest of all toddlers.... so, the GOAT.

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A 32 year old balding exerciser discusses the science behind his new drag jump rope, witnesses first hand laziness at a salad bar, and metaphorically pissed all over himself while doing a handstand.

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A 32 year old full time dad, part time gardener talks about hiring David Goggins for motivation during landscaping duty. Then, he wraps up the episode with some recent words from Mike Rowe.

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A 32 year old decently mannered oyster boat captain recalls his recent conversation with a very nice, but very perverted older man. Also, he rambles about the earth shattering pain that comes from popping lower back pimples.

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We welcome back male extraordinare, Cody, to debate this hot new topic: Who would win in a fight between 100 men and 1 gorilla? The conversation transtions into human survival instincts, then the inevitable grizzly bear pitch.

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A 32 year old straight white uncle vents about his father "opting out" of all business convos and discusses the MASSIVE missed opportunity of having a nephew named, DeAndre.

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A 32 year old straight white male does a 1 mile farmers carry, in protest of the cancelation of both $300k contracts for "educating food justice in queer and transgender farmers".

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A 32 year old rad father rambles about his toddler(aka Pukie McPuke Pants)(aka Lady Pukesalot) puking all night. Then, gives a little oyster boat update on menstral mother nature during his lunch break.

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