A 33 year old balding straight white male discovers a form of blackmail so evil, it was probably implemented by Jeffrey Epstein himself.

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A 33 year old straight white male says all the quiet parts out loud, in regards to the shooting of Renee Good. Also, are you obligated to clean skid marks off a toilet bowl if you didnt make them?

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A 33 year old straight white male starts reviewing 2025 as a whole and then turns into a grumpy old white antisemitic boomer with saggy balls.

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A 33 year old straight white male discusses a potential strategy(during the holidays)that could correct your child's behavior. Also, Elf on a Shelf shenanigans.

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A 33 year old straight white male flirts with dangerous(even conspiratorial)ideas like "the Popeyes chicken sandwhich is the best fast food meal you can get period", "is Canes even good without the Canes sauce?", "MTG was actually a good congresswoman", and even smaller, less controversial things like "Israel killed Charlie Kirk". 

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A 33 year old straight white supremacist(jk) rambles about Sydney Sweeney being a white supremacist and brielfy discusses the much anticipated release of the Epstein list. Also, what happened to BLM?

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A 33 year old straight white father of two confirms all the Disney trip stereotypes: it's 95% work 5% pleasure, Beauty and the Beast might be the most horrific plot of any Disney film ever, and Disney adults are the 2nd creepiest humans on Earth behind cannibals.

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A 33 year old straight white hoochie daddy gets 1 hour of free time, recalls getting blackout drunk, and talks about an intersting "trunk or treat" experience.

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A 33 year old straight white male locks eyes with a deckhand, brags about his bowels, questions AT&T's hiring process, and discusses different strategies to avoid donating to great foundations.

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A 33 year old straight white male finds out who was behind the infamous burner account and analyzes the division in this country according to the Big 3: Charlie's murder, Jimmy Kimmel suspension, and Tylenol announcement.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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