A 33 year old straight white male talks about the language barrier with deckhands, taking his first shower with water bottles, and had a little TMI issue on the boat.

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A 32 year old oyster boat captain crashes out during another decent oyster dealer rant. Also, he gives a late night play by play of his late night good deed: helping out his embarrassingly sober deckhand.

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A 32 year old straight white male rambles about "The List".

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A 32 year old stay at home dad considers different options involving running away from home and starting a new life. Then, he gives an in-depth analysis on who he thinks would eat a hotdog and run 100 meters faster: Usain Bolt or Joey Chestnut.

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A 32 year old balding straight white male discusses the new male disney princesses, no longer having poop privacy, a great opening line for his new maid, and the latest Holy Halfshell gig coming up!

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A frustrated 32 year old oyster boat captain "crashes out"(as the kids say) at around the 6 minute mark, while airing out his monthly frustrations with the crippling oyster industry. Also, he got some of those frustrations out at a recent Rugby 7s tournament and lives to tell the tale.

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A 32 year old balding staright white male explains how energy drinks could have changed the course of history and critiques a viral TikTok giving lactating mothers an eternal excuse for being rude.

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A 32 year old straight white organ donor speaks about abandoning his wife during his child's bedtime, the worst curtain installation of all time, and this haunting Netflix murder doc.

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A 32 year balding straight white male meets his match and tells the tale of the greatest toddler of all time..... the greatest of all toddlers.... so, the GOAT.

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A 32 year old balding exerciser discusses the science behind his new drag jump rope, witnesses first hand laziness at a salad bar, and metaphorically pissed all over himself while doing a handstand.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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