A 30 year old balding white male stumbles upon a new Reign energy drink in the gas station, which he then does a pretty sweet unpaid promotion for. Also, he speaks on how quickly his baby girl is reaching milestones.

A buzzed straight white balding male rambles about Yuengling and Little Debbies while he's stuck outside the Empire floodgate.

Skip to 7:00 to hear about the crab victims, these are their stories........ DUM DUM.
I just tried to make that^ sound like Law and Order SVU if you didn't catch that.

G joins us again as we break down a dream fight between a fully grown grizzly bear and a fully grown silverback gorilla. Then, we transition to a longtime Natural Male Enhancement debate: a grizzly bear vs a siberian tiger. Enjoy!

We welcome back G for a couple of episodes. We discuss what to do with kids that keep trespassing on my land, Budlight's newest marketing move, TikTok comedians, and people giving the police a hard time.

I heard a very short and happy cremations commercial and my imagination went bananas. Also, whats with soap names? To cap it off, I give an update on how Hogs for the Cause went.

I start this solo episode with some racial dialect comparisons we have down here in Louisiana. Also, what if my baby could speak in an intelligent manner? Then, I explain how slippery of a slope urinal and Uber conversations can be. Finally, why does "being approached" in a mall or store SUCK sooooo bad.

I go solo on this crazy hypothetical, but take a different angle than you might expect. Also, I vent a little bit about two bad habits my dad has and tell an annoying hardware store story.

Hoppy Easter everyone! Bet you never heard that from a white person!
In this episode, I pitch the idea of treating Easter like an all out rager, describe my discovery of the cry-room in our church, and demand some better rules for Easter egg hunts.

I make fun of country music, still release toilet demons before every workout, and give a shoutout to UFC's Bryce "thug nasty" Mitchell.

God made me pee on my hand, my dad will show you 2000 photos on his iPhone if you don't stop him, and you either "have it" or you don't.