This week I sit down with "The HOGfather" managers/teammates, Austin and Ethan. We talk about what it's like to be a girl dad and discuss everything Hogs for the Cause!

DETAILS:

The Hogfather Crawfish Boil(and charbroiled oysters)
Location: Henry's Uptown bar
5101 Magazine Street
Saturday, March 18th

HOGS FOR THE CAUSE 2023
Friday, March 31st - Saturday, April 1st
Gates open at 3pm Friday

The Hogfather MENU items:
-Brisket
-Pork ribs
-Charbroiled oysters
-Pork sauce picante'
-Bacon pizza
-Brisket quesadillas

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On this episode, I explain how an eye lash had me fighting for my life, discuss the weird ways your private parts work with your body when under stress, come up with a solution for never-ending emails even after unsubscribing, and give a review on episode 1 of Netflix's "Physical:100".

Aren't Tom Brady fanboyz annoying?
Why can't we all just be naked?
Do I need adderal?

We've got a full list of ass chappers this week:

Burpees
Shark Tank
Weak shoulders
Jake Paul
Cyclists
Manti Teo's Catfish
Angry Homeless Man
Shitting Homeless Man
Malice at the Palace

Two absolute studs draft their top 5 favorite Louisiana seafood dishes/meals.

I tell Luke about some of the stubborn, psycho, and funny characters I've come across while working in the oyster business.

On this week's episode, we welcome personal injury attorney and pro-golfer, Luke. "Don't be a fluke, call Luke!" We discuss the joys of golf, Brilliantly Dumb's host Robby Berger, and the hi's/lows of law school.

Last but certainly not least, we give a hypothetical breakdown of what might happen if all Louisiana's top personal injury attorneys threw down in an "every man for himself" style death match. Yes, the billboard guys!

I ramble about the frigid temps of my wife's hands, the kicking strength of my 4 month old daughter, my loud 30 year old ankles, and good ole' Mr. Gilbert having my back at a crawfish boil.

I go through my recent awkward experience with a promoting a friend's business, compare funny memes I've seen with having a black little mermaid, and me "being creepy".

Sorry for the long-winded episode. But this is a sleep-deprived balding husband making fun of "The Bachelor" for an hour, BUT also giving some solid suggestions to improve the show.

Here's a rough timeline of the episode:

11:30 - "The Battle of Intercourse" (copyrighted by yours truly)
13:20 - The American Ninja Warrior commentator should be the host.
27:00 - The "Bachelor in Paradise" aka Hell Itself
35:00 - Orignal host, "ChRiS hArrIsOn iS rAcIsT"
44:20 - WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANS CONTESTANTS?!
51:50 - If I was a contestant on "The Bachelor"....

Enjoy, or don't!