A vertically challenged 30 year old balding white male rambles about his favorite food.

To celebrate our 50th episode, three passionate lovers, I mean friends, draft their top 5 "chips" one by one. Who's got the best 5?

Also, we tell some stories and end the episode with some solid ass chappers.

An NFL quarterback just stole your girl. Would you rather it be Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, Trevor Lawrence, etc? Now who would you hate for it to be? Also, we discuss the possibility of NFL games being rigged and the infamous Saint's "NO CALL".

We welcome G back and Jacob for the first time for this week's episodes. We discuss the origin of my nickname, the weird/frightening Paul Pelosi footage, and the Fat Boys Pizza challenge.

Then finally, things get heated as we draft our top 3 favorite King Cakes.

A short, frustrated 30 year old balding white male feels totally not enhanced after a huge adult fail. This inspires him to discuss a recent troubling fart experience, recite fart poetry, question the science of farts, and shares two seperate "poop stories".

Congrats everyone! You have reached the bottom of the barrel, I mean toilet bowl.

I give Oishii Sushi House the eulogy it deserves. It's legacy will live on.

On this solo episode, I explain why snowboarders are superior to skiers.

Then, our special guest, Ramon Williams, goes over how to make one of his special sensual side dishes on "Ramon's Romantic Side".

I explain a recent experience with two oyster dealers and then make the not-so-shocking discovery that dealers are basically toddlers.

Lastly, I talk about my recent kitchen experiments using the most versatile herb of them all, fresh parsley!

South Park has lasted for 25 seasons and over 300 episodes. Cody, Tray, and I sit down and draft our top 5 favorite South Park episodes of all time.

So basically, if you want to listen to three 30 year old men cackle and quote South Park for an hour and a half, click play.

If you don't, then go on with your miserably mature life, Mr. Fancy Pants......or Mrs.

Cody, Tray, and I toss around ideas in an attempt to uncancel myself. I use "reverse wokeness" strategies and introduce some alternate ideas for "Aunt Jemima" and "The Washington Football Team." I also potentially dig myself a little deeper, discussing the removal of the Robert E. Lee Statue in New Orleans.

The master-debaters tackle five serious master-debations for the final throwback hypothetical episode:

Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants?

Would you rather have a condition which causes you to do 3 super-fast jumping jacks every minute OR seductively say "I'm a bad little boy" every minute?

Would you rather live with the Amish for the next 5 years OR eat vegan for the rest of your life?

Would you rather laugh when you are supposed to cry OR cry when you are supposed to laugh?

For a full year, would you rather all humans shrink down to the size of insects OR all insects grow to the size of humans?

I also starting venting about peoples' anger over restaurants putting twists on traditional foods, which leads to me venting about cancel culture. It was nice knowing yall.