Natural Toonie

Natural Toonie

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Natural Toonie episodes

  • NT: 10. Highway to Nelk
    The Surviving Hotties take off by bike to Heart's Delight, to investigate the udder-ly shocking disappearance of an unspecified number of Fisherpeople. Cow could this happen? Was this journey a big moo-stake? The steaks have never been higher. Cow pun.
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    58 min
  • NT: Inter-Mission Intermission: The Surviving Hotties
    A full month passes between episodes 9 and 10 of the Surviving Hotties' journey. Here's a collection of short scenes from that period, as a sort of intermission/entr'acte for the season! This episode is all canon! Listen to it!
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    59 min
  • NT: Inter-Mission Intermission: The Surviving Hotties
    A full month passes between episodes 9 and 10 of the Surviving Hotties' journey. Here's a collection of short scenes from that period, as a sort of intermission/entr'acte for the season! This episode is all canon! Listen to it!
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    59 min
  • NT:NT:SSTF: 1. The Mine Shaft (Natural Toonie: Northern Treasures: Sapphire Springs Task Force)
    Far North in the NewFoundLand lies a very long lake, a lake so long they named it the Ten Mile Lake. On the East bank of this very long lake lies a Dwarven mining settlement, Sapphire Springs, recently razed to the ground by war. This is part 1 of the story of a special task force assembled to help rebuild Sapphire Springs. This is Natural Toonie: Northern Treasures: Sapphire Springs Task Force.
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 8 min
  • NT:NT:SSTF: 1. The Mine Shaft (Natural Toonie: Northern Treasures: Sapphire Springs Task Force)
    Far North in the NewFoundLand lies a very long lake, a lake so long they named it the Ten Mile Lake. On the East bank of this very long lake lies a Dwarven mining settlement, Sapphire Springs, recently razed to the ground by war. This is part 1 of the story of a special task force assembled to help rebuild Sapphire Springs. This is Natural Toonie: Northern Treasures: Sapphire Springs Task Force.
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 8 min
  • BONUS: Sexy Battle Wizards!
    We take a quick break from our usual story for a raunchy romp in the realm of the Sexy Battle Wizards! Handsome Gruber, Këgan Marijuana, and Chet Pectoral, three sexy battle wizards, are summoned to investigate a sexy disturbance at the Sapphire Springs Mall, and go to war against pigs dressed as police (so, just pigs, I guess!)
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 48 min
  • BONUS: Sexy Battle Wizards!
    We take a quick break from our usual story for a raunchy romp in the realm of the Sexy Battle Wizards! Handsome Gruber, Këgan Marijuana, and Chet Pectoral, three sexy battle wizards, are summoned to investigate a sexy disturbance at the Sapphire Springs Mall, and go to war against pigs dressed as police (so, just pigs, I guess!)
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 48 min
  • NT: 9. The Good, the Bad, and the Glorfy
    Our heroes go face to creepy clown face with Sabrika's ex, Glorfy. Also, Pascale finally uses the Orb of Nothing! What does it do? You'll have to listen to find out.
    Resources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hp7nlP5UcH63FEl1kpPgxdO7Qw7iagcCTBfOPfPLuMg/edit?usp=sharing
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 5 min
  • NT: 9. The Good, the Bad, and the Glorfy
    Our heroes go face to creepy clown face with Sabrika's ex, Glorfy. Also, Pascale finally uses the Orb of Nothing! What does it do? You'll have to listen to find out.
    Resources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hp7nlP5UcH63FEl1kpPgxdO7Qw7iagcCTBfOPfPLuMg/edit?usp=sharing
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    1 hr 5 min
  • NT: 8. Mimic! at the Circus
    Our heroes fight a Box-Clown and continue to investigate the Cirque Du Soleil's sinister elf-organ harvesting operation. WE'RE BACK! It took us a minute to work out our remote recording setup*, but, thanks in no small part to donations from our supporters on Patreon, we were able to do it! Yay!
    Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that!
    Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie!
    We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com
    If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box!
    Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai
    PO Box 22585 Monkland PO
    Montreal, Quebec
    H4A 3T4
    Canada
    Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be:
    store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att
    *There is, obviously, a slight difference in quality, and there will be a learning curve attached to this whole Remote Recording thing, but this is way better than what it could have been, and will totally get the job done until we're able to all be in the same room again some day :)
    1 hr 16 min

About Natural Toonie

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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons podcast set in a fictionalized Newfoundland- basically, the most Canadian D&D show you'll ever listen to, probably.