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A fiery NBA Weekend (and Monday & Tuesday) to cover in today's show (cos I was sick as a dog yesterday): we got the confirmation that Ben Simmons isn't mentally ready to play for the Sixers, we saw JOEL EMBIID try snap our beloved Moptop Mamba JOSH GIDDEY in half -- which came with a VERY bellend call from the Sixers announcer -- and some absolute STAR turns across the league AND some absolute porkers too... just as well we've got Weeknd Winners & Losers for you!

SO! All the game results from the 4 days are in the NBA STRAYA GAME WRAPS! But more importantly, THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT, PANTSING OF THE EVENING and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL! And cos it's post-weekend, D**khead of the Weekend! it MIGHT be a certain Sixers announcer.

PLUS, we've got YEAH NAHs, an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE... plus the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH, and an ANDREW GAZE GREY MAMBA AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN THE FIELD OF EXCELLENCE!!

And of course... a PICK AND PREVIEW for EVERY SINGLE GAME tomorrow! We're smashing the picks so far too!

Thanks to everyone who reached out, and apologies for no show yesterday - I felt horrible! Hope you smash this one & hope you dig it!

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Steph Curry dropping 25 in the 1st quarter against the Clippers and going off for 45 means the NBA is officially BACK, right? Also, Luka's Mavs stunk it up against Trae and the Hawks, while the Bucks copped it from the Heat... AND of course, the latest on Ben Simmons. PLUS a big weekend ahead, all previewed!

SO! All the games from today are wrapped in the NBA STRAYA GAME WRAPS! Plus, THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT, PANTSING OF THE EVENING and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL! And cos it's Friday, D**khead of the Week! No prizes for guessing who that goes to.

PLUS, we've got YEAH NAHs, an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE... plus the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH, and a Shane Heal Shooters Shoot Shoot Your Shot Light Em Up Award!

And of course... a PICK AND PREVIEW for EVERY SINGLE GAME OVER THE WEEKEND! There's a few absolute rippers in there as well!

We close out with a BRAND new JOSH GREENY GREEN'S GREEN THUMB TIPS FOR GREENER LIVING WITH JOSH GREEN!

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Chaos REIGNS! NBA opening week REALLY tipped off today with a metal ELEVEN GAMES... so LET'S GET STUCK IN! We also saw the NBA debuts of Josh Giddey and Jock Landale... and both scored their first ever NBA points! nice! Also, Jaylen Brown and the Celtics took it to the Knicks in an absolute CLASSIC 2OT game... all that and LOADS MORE!

We've got the EVERY game covered in the NBA STRAYA GAME WRAPS! Plus, THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT, PANTSING OF THE EVENING and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!

Along with that we've got YEAH NAHs, an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE... plus the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH, KIWI KORNER and A MARK BRADTKE MEMORIAL SWEATY HAIRY BLOKE OF THE WEEK!

And of course... a PICK AND PREVIEW for EVERY SINGLE GAME tomorrow! And there are some BELTERS!

We close out with a BRAND new DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS too! YES!!

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WE'RE HERE! IT'S STARTED! THE SEASON HAS STARTED! That's right, The NBA's 75th Season has started, so we're back DAILY from here on... and the season got under way with a couple of pretty entertaining games... one where Patty Mills THRILLS the Nets faithful, and another where the Lakers gave up the ghost against the Warriors! Also... Ben Simmons was suspended by the Sixers... yeah. We'll get into that.

SO! We welcome back the breakdowns of ALL the games in the NBA STRAYA GAME WRAPS! Also... that means the return of THAT'S NOT A KNIFE, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT, PANTSING OF THE EVENING and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!

PLUS, there's a bunch of YEAH NAHs, along with an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE!

There's the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH and a GREAT MOMENT IN NBA STRAYA STAT HISTORY!

And of course... a PICK AND PREVIEW for EVERY SINGLE GAME tomorrow! Get on board!

We close out with a new JINGLES HR as well... nice!

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THE SEASON IS HERE! THE SEASON! IS! HERE! So! we've got the last of the NBA Straya season '21-'22 Preview, with Win Total Over-Unders for EVERY TEAM, as well as our Award picks! Who wins MVP!? Rookie of the Year!? ALSO... OUR FINALS PICK! PLUS... the Nets take on the Bucks and the Lakers host the Warriors in our MASSIVE Opening Night preview... and lament Dante Exum being cut by Houston. Boooooo.

Also, the Ben Simmons Saga continues... and he might just end up playing!? AND we wrap u[ the Pre-season for ALL the Aussies! Andddddd some more Kyrie Irving yelling!

HUGE, FUN show to start the NBA season... PLUS, there's a bunch of YEAH NAHs, along with an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE!

The win total Over-Unders is a particularly fun bit too... if you wanna hear me try to explain the season for 30 teams in not much timer!

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Wait. So Ben Simmons just rocked up to Philly without TELLING ANYONE!? AHAHAHA! The Simmons Saga just continues to deliver... but then, if I were getting fined 360K for not rocking up to work, I'D ROCK UP TO WORK TOO! Also this week... Kyrie Irving is taking his NBA Kanye schtick to a whole new, extremely dub, level. PLUS, the NBA Straya WTF Team Rankings! Ripper!

Yep, an absolute BELTER of a show this week: lots of yelling about Kyrie being an absolute drongo, Simmons taking the piss & lots more. Also... the WTF rankings are a cracker... cos it's the teams ranked via when you look at them, how hard do you go 'huh... WTF!?'

PLUS, there's a bunch of YEAH NAHs, along with an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE! But really... just SO SO SOOOOO much yelling. Good on the Nets for telling Kyrie to eff off & he can't be a part-time NBA player.

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Pre-season is here! So... GIDDEY UP... cos Josh Giddey's Rookie of the Year campaign is already underway, Jock Landale crushed it in his first outing, and even Dante Exum got some run! PLUS... the Ben Simmons Saga rolls on unabated AND we finish off the #NBAStrayaRank with the top 25 players in the NBA! Noice.

ALSO! We've got a RASH of sweet YEAH NAHs, along with an UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE! Sweet - also, there's SO much yelling.

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YES! Comedian & all-round legend Dave Thornton joins NBA Straya this week to talk Boomers, lockdowns, earthquakes, comedy & the new NBA season... PLUS! The latest on the chaos surrounding Ben Simmons and the Sixers with A FEW CHOICE WORDS ABOUT THE SITUATION, plus NBA Media Day revelations. Idiots, so many idiots. ALSO: 50-26 of #NBAStrayaRank! The Top 75 players in the NBA! As ranked by NBA Straya! NICE!!

In a surprise twist, it's a super-heated show - just a heads up, there's LOTS OF YELLING. But that's what happens when you combine Simmons, Kyrie, Beal & Zion into one roiling mass of silly.

THE GOOD NEWS IS, the chat with Thorno is awesome... you'll love it!

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Joining the show this week is Tim Watts MP -- Federal Member for Gelibrand & Friend of the Show & Recurring Guest -- to talk Dante Exum returning to the Houston Rockets, Ben Simmons remaining a Sixer (for now) and a WHOLE bunch of other stuff... including what it's like dealing with a pandemic and a increasingly strange political climate... ALSO, it was a pretty wild NBA week, with the Wolves parting ways with Gersson Rosas for allegedly getting freaky with a co-worker AND being bad at his job, JJ Redick and Jared Dudley retiring... AND we've got the first 25 players of the #NBAStraya Rank!

Phew. That's a lot hey. But it's a really fun & wide-ranging chat with Tim -- we also talk some footy with his beloved Western Bulldogs in the AFL grand final this week -- and we're getting stoked for the coming season!

Great to be back... Get RIGHT around it & hope you dig it!

🚨🚨🚨 And PROGRAMMING NOTE... remember, we're WEEKLY for the rest of the NBA offseason ...

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Stoked to be joined by Craig Selak from the band LOSER this week - as their MONSTROUS 2nd album All The Rage was released this week... so we go deep with Craig about riffs, honesty & everything in between! Plus a bit of hoops! It's a capital G' Great chat, and LOSER are effen awesome. So, you'll love it! PLUS, Jimmy's back properly from surgery, so catching up on the DeAndre Jordan trade and some other NBA offseason guff.

Great to be back... and I absolutely loved this chat with Craig... so hope you dig it. And go check out LOSER right HERE.

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