This is episode 37 of the WET Podcast.

8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth

*PROMO CODE 'WET50' FOR 50% OFF TICKETS*

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This week on WET...

00:00:48 - A man who knows no boarders

00:05:22 - The WET Commandments

00:07:09 - Teaching Justin Corner - Vocab Words

00:08:43 - Founding Catharsisim

00:12:02 - Justin's thoughts on The Bible

00:15:27 - Foreign Catholic priests should talk English!

00:19:30 - New Zealand man circumcized against his will

00:25:37 - Food bank gives out candy that's actually meth

00:29:33 - First Playboy Magazine experiences

00:33:31 - 1 bedroom, 4 guys, no foreskin

00:38:10 - Mom and dad and dad are fighting!

00:44:12 - Manassas man drives through house and offers woman $50k

00:48:53 - Russians be Russian (chess poisoning)

00:52:57 - Waymo cars should be illegal

00:54:42 - Promo code WET50 for half off our Hyenas show

00:55:24 - Testing our spelling (lack of) skills

00:58:52 - Football is back baby

01:03:59 - Reliving the glory days (childhood sports)

01:13:34 - Skibidi gyattin on that rizz

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Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/