Nearly Coherent

eD! delights in Alex Jones being legally crushed by yogurt, Dave has a few questions regarding the current state of pants, and the hot-button topic of Romphims is discussed!

Also: The Intern had a few drinks at dinner and she totally cuts loose. It’s magical!

We live in a world where institutions and norms are under attack from all sides, and there’s one in particular that has breaks eD!’s heart. Dave comes at the world with the darkest News Corner ever. And Jeff has finally seen Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and a spoiler-filled discussion about the only happy topic in this episode abounds.

The Intern is on track to become this generation’s Estelle Getty, creepy information on cheap wine, Dave’s girlfriend is mad at someone other than Dave, and Jeff more or less breaks eD!’s brain.

A lively discussion of the science of Coca-Cola at McDonald’s, the magic of Popeye’s mashed potatoes and gravy, idiots rushing into burning buildings, and, of course, unicycles. You know, all the normal stuff people talk about when they get together.

Long-time listeners know that eD! and Jeff have their problems with science, so when they heard about the Science March this weekend, they demanded that someone come to account for why we should stand up for science when it hasn’t delivered things like rocket packs for us yet. Thankfully, someone answered that call and kinda put those two idiots in their place a little bit, honestly.

Also: sexy breakthroughs in cancer research and Navy SEAL porn!

Jeff condemns everyone to be sick, eD! feels like an idiot at a cybersecurity conference, people are stabbed in the head for no discernible reason, crazy-ass “performance art”, and sweet, sweet, dinosaur love.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again: this podcast has everything you could possibly hope for. Suck it, NPR!

Sharknado in real life, the healing power of farting in a relationship, and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air‘s original Aunt Viv is super pissed, you guys!

Preventing ISPs from seeing your browsing history now that they can sell it, the ball of awfulness that is Mike Pence, the return of the Juggalo Whisperer, and Dave says something so shocking that Jeff can’t handle it!

eD! tags along with Dave and Lisa on a trip to Philly that gets oddly religious, tales of car accidents caused by mythical woodland creatures, eD! gets far too annoyed at new Apple products for his own good, and Jeff talks about a hot movie he just saw and had to share his feelings on!