It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which celebrates the day the saint drove the snakes out of Ireland… In celebration of that, let’s talk about crazy-ass snakes coming out of cars!

Also: Jeff has questions about Raspberry Pi, which makes eD! want some pie.

Mm, pie!

In this very special episode of Nearly Coherent, we discuss an uptick in cookie-related crime, Dave reveals some details about his weekend that are marginally disturbing, and an inconvenient truth comes to light regarding some plot points in Beauty and the Beast!

Horrifying regional dating customs! Beauty and The Beast backlash! Disgusting information on hotel pools! And a shocking cliffhanger that comes out of nowhere that we may never answer!

In this episode, eD! and Jeff talk about their cheesesteak preferences, a discussion is had about The Oscars, Intern helps out with some research, and Dave has a big-ass head.

This podcast has everything!

In the last episode, Dave got all mopey that he never gets a week off from doing the podcast, unlike our on-the-run-from-Juggalos Intern. So, in an attempt to make Dave happy, eD! and Jeff gave Dave the week off.

However, to keep Dave from being too happy, here’s an episode we released in November where we rip on him mercilessly with the help of his girlfriend. That’ll teach him to ask for anything ever again!

In this episode, we have an enlightened discussion on dick pics, Dave wraps up all the things eD! and Jeff missed on the Grammys, and a lively debate is had over celebrities wanting to be part of Saturday Night Live’s political sketches.

Also: eD! issues a challenge to White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller!

The biggest sporting event of the year happened last weekend, and eD! has opinions! There was also a football game, which Jeff and Dave discuss.

Also: Protest Night in America! Valentine’s Day!  And more talk about roaches than eD! can reasonably handle!

Questions answered in this episode: 1. Is Dave a terrible human being? 2. Did Jeff introduce his son to Star Wars incorrectly? 3. Is Thor better than Thor: The Dark World? 4. Can anyone casually mention that they’ve dated a Juggalo without getting mocked?

Jeff attempts to ignore the news, but eD! is an ass and pop’s Jeff’s media-blackout bubble! Everyone enjoys some high-quality signs from the Women’s March! A definitive ranking of hottest United States Presidents! And we reveal the shocking truth as to why Dave is still not engaged!

In this episode, the Intern contributes some news stories she wants to talk about! Not to be outdone, Dave brings along two pointless news stories, because he’s a jealous bitch and will not be outdone by the new person!

ALSO: Who would survive the longest in prison, familial email habits, awkward childhood memories, and important medical research about farts!