Nearly Coherent

eD! and Jeff discuss eD!'s super-weird vacation, Jeff's achievement of hitting peak Dad-ness, podcast listening habits, stank-ass celebrities, respond to some listener email!

You can listen to the episode where eD!'s eye was last a funky weirdo, Villain Meeting, here. You can also see the dope Zoom Freak 2 shoes eD!'s Dad got by clicking here.

And you can take your shitty opinions on "Joker" right back with you to Hell, you bastards.

eD! and Jeff discuss the Feast of St. Rocco, new shows they’re watching, how streaming has broken Jeff’s poor brain, and the majesty of The Waffle House!

By the way, we know it’s taken a while for new episodes to come out, but if your podcast playing app ever shows you this shit?

It’s a lie. This podcast will be finished when either eD! and/or Jeff are DEAD (especially if eD! dies because Jeff doesn't know how to upload the episodes).

eD! and Jeff discuss the new Apple MagSafe Battery Pack Thing, other portable battery packs, “Black Widow”, “Luca”, returning to movie theaters, and answer some reader mail!

If you, too, would like us to answer your questions in an episode, feel free to submit them through our contact form here.

eD! and Jeff discuss fitness goals, how much eD! loves his new iPads Pro, acceptance of comfort, and new drinks that eD! just found out about while recording this episode!

Also: eD!’s local Crossfit was replaced with a new business that will fill your heart with delight.

eD! and Jeff discuss stupid work cliches, Apple’s lossless music plans, weird-ass dreams, and the return of the single greatest food mascot in the history of food mascots, and the history of why he wasn't around for a while!

If you, too, want to read the article eD! references from The Washington Post about the return of The Noid, it’s right here, you goobers.

eD! and Jeff discuss all the goings-on from the WWDC keynote last week, reverse tramp-stamps, eD!’s history with cars, and dumb fitness routines!

Also, eD! mentioned that you could find information on the brouhaha with his email service, HEY, at The Verge, but we all know you’re not going to look it up yourself, so you can just click that link to get to it.

You’re welcome, you lazy jerks!

eD! and Jeff discuss beard coloring, a shared hatred of a beloved movie musical, and dad stereotypes!

Also, eD!’s been to a real weird supermarket, extremely dangerous meatloaf, Jeff loves some hard seltzer, and delight at our new hobby, corrupting the children of Canada!

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss bullshit holidays, a new theme for Dave’s News Corner, and the latest installment of Tales of the In-Laws, “The Day The Lights Went Out”!

This is also a continuation from Cucumbers on the Moon, so for those of you who messaged me to say Jeff’s joke at the end of that episode wasn’t good enough to end on, now you get why I did it, Sandy.

eD! and Jeff talk about Jeff’s new computer, and, in honor of Dave’s completion of another lap around the sun, regale you once again with the story of Dave’s 21st birthday!

Also this episode was recorded before Prince Philip died, so our jokes about how terrible he looked are only somewhat tasteless, not completely tasteless, which is a fun change of pace for us.

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss how many iPhone chargers is too many, Jeff and Dave’s experience getting the COVID-19 vaccine, and pillows made for giant-ass heads!

We also talk about that U2 album that no one wanted that Apple gave us all, because y'boys do not let shit go!