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Join us this week as we see what you think are the most sad songs ever recorded and what Spotify thinks are sad. We also get into Oceans 8, Jurassic World, Tag and more, plus Celebrity news, Nearly News and the Burn of the Week!

PLUS, a bonus episode of Smart Investing (the show I've produced and co-hosted for over 12 years)

All songs played on this podcast are copyrighted by their owner/creator/distributers and there was no financial gain on this podcast for playing them.

Love Hurts/Nazareth

Cats In The Cradle/Harry Chapin

Cancer/ Twenty One Pilots

Just A Dream/Carrie Underwood

He Stopped Loving Her Today/George Jones

A Soldiers Silent Night/Father Ted Berndt

Last Kiss/Pearl Jam

Still/Commodors

Mr. Custer/Larry Verne

Are you Lonesome Tonight/Elvis Presley

Three Times A Lady/Commodors

First Time I Saw Your Face/Roberta Flack

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It's a double-sized episode!

If you're going to listen to an episode of the Burr Martin Experience, this is the one!

We talk about me and my daughters trip to Nashville for a commercial ad photoshoot, Taylor pops in to tell me about some rappers that I'm pretty sure she made up the names to, I don't know what albums are, how mad do you have to be to bite through a mans thumb, multiple dog farts, the Facebook Question about your Favorite Rom-Com and then I tear apart some bumper sticker logic from one of those "Fwd this to your friend" emails about racism, which we delve into pretty deep. So deep in fact, I thought about editing it, but then decided, no, its only fair to leave it in, so I present to you the unedited version of my vision of the World and how we should be.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Join us this week to find out what I wouldn't sell out for, old tv shows, ALF nightmares, how not to tip, soiling a 7-11 and more.

Plus, my interview with author Rafeal Richardson and Jody Bennin as he discusses his new book - Galactic Mandate: A Radical Cause.

Pre - order it here - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07G52D4J1/

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

This week is a stew of information. From feet on theater chairs, proving to my wife I get paid to talk, Tom Cruise, Carrie Fisher, Rosanne, how depressing the show Good Times was, stealing Yoga pants, soulless eyes, plus 10 words from different countries that don't translate well into English. Plus, an update and help from Taylor for the segment "What About Dave?"

Taylor also drops by to help my generation understand her generation.

Also, one of my favorite bands "PICNIC REPUBLIC" is my musical guest with their song "Time To Feel Alright! " Watch them here at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK_JPRGnBK8

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Join us this week as Jani tries to sell me on the fact that underarm deodorant can be used by anyone and that I *may* have a problem with germs. Taylor stops by to keep us on top of todays "celebrities I've never heard of news" , we discuss two different Facebook questions about pit sticks and the Brady Bunch house, Burn Of The Week and a new segment I ask for help on called "What About Dave"
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Smart Investing Show http://smartinvestingshow.com/
Question or comment? Email at [email protected]
The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Taylor stops by with some 21 Pilots news to confuse me as we also touch on criminals falling through ceilings, getting stabbed at The Purge, murder by weather balloon and more.
Also included is an episode of the show Smart Investing, that I've produced for over 13 years. You're welcome.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Join your favorite narcissistic and his co-host wife for another hour as we talk about bad water, happy places, bulletproof necklaces, Nicholas Cage and I read what is probably the best obituary ever written.

Tonight's musical guest is Ryu Chan once more and she can be found on Smule.com (User ID ryuchan7) https://www.smule.com/RyuChan7

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Join me and my wife co-host for another fun filled 'cast as we talk about getting busted because of a pop tart wrapper, riding naked on a lawnmower and more. Plus, a great interview with comedian Phillip Kopczynski, Nearly News and we keep tabs on our supposedly enemies up north with another visit to ScanBC.
Learn more about Phillip Kopczynski at http://www.phillipkopcomedy.com/
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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Celebrating the second year of my 15 minutes of Fame as Austin steps in for literally 10 seconds, Taylor drops by with some SAD! news as we also discuss the Facebook Question "What is your favorite Johnny Depp Movie", how I was almost Johnny Depp's hand double, dressing up as a clown, the Rosanne re-boot, stupid laws and also. the segments "He Did What?" and "The Dumber You Know".
Plus; I am starting the new BURR MARTIN EXPERIENCE SHOWCASE for talented people! If you are a singer, comedian or musician and have a really great recording of yourself, let's see if I can get you on the show! I had my 15 minutes so now I'm trying to pay it forward.
Tonight's musical guest is Ryu Chan and she can be found on Smule.com (User ID ryuchan7) https://www.smule.com/RyuChan7
and Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/ryu.chan.7146
Plus-plus: Bonus episodes of Barbara Knightingale's TOUGH LOVE and Johnathon Knight Hunters The JEDI WIZARDS DEN.
Johnny Depp article: https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671
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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

This week we discuss the Facebook question, "Which Celebrity Would Crush You If You Found Out They Had Abused People In The Past?". That plus, camping, building a Temple in my basement, Rosanne forgives you and if you salt my popcorn, we're through!
That plus the Celebrity News, Nearly News, He Did What and The Dumber You Know, plus a look at our (new) apparent enemies up north, Canada.

LIKE my Instagram photo help me try to get on The Orville. https://www.instagram.com/p/BjtSe_RHbyk/?taken-by=therealburrmartin

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.