Nearly News

This week we get a little racy for episode 69, (with a special credit for the title going to the Jimmy Pardo podcast, Never Not funny), but about as racy as you can get with kids who keep interrupting. Topics this week are the Kama Sutra, where you can't take your sex toys, Stormy Daniels' new perfume, chicken funerals, naked doughnut toss, Taylor tells us about some guy somewhere that does something, we list your answers to the Face Question - Name a Fictional Sexual Position and I add a new segment: The Dumber You Know.
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Jani is back as co-host as we talk about Lilac City Comicon, Dog Show antics, pee in the pool, Cross-dressers, more pee, celebrity news, Sherlock Holmes and how I now live by the term, "Oh, you're that guy!"
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While Jani is off to the dogs, Taylor, the youngest in the Selfie family, takes the co-host chair as we talk about Childish Gambino, Scan BC, talk about the Facebook question "What Movie Screams AMERICA To You?" and what you get for lunch when you can't pay at school.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

We're back on track as we talk about the biggest Facebook question response we've ever gotten. "Have You Ever Had To Shush Someone In A Theater?". We then talk about breast feeding in public, men junk, arranged marriages and which color of paint is less threatening when wearing a hockey mask? Nearly News covers trumps hole, throwing money at Stormy Daniels, a murdering clown, the smell of PlayDoh, pool diarrhea, Google tries to not be evil and more. We also stop by Canada for some ScanBC fun and end with the "Burn of the Week".
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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Jani comes back to co-host as we sit down and talk about everything from how many freaking "The Housewives of" shows there are, to cancelled tv shows and more. Plus, Taylor stops by and talks to parents about Childish Gambino video from Donald Glover and why kids are listening to it. Celebrity news, weird news and all the witty banter you come to expect from two parents who've seen it all.

We also touch on the facebook question of : Who is your favorite on screen duo?

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

It's quarter to three

There's no-one in the place

'Cept You and me.

So set 'em up Joe,

I've got a little story

I think you should know

By myself in the studio tonight, so here's a mega-mini episode. You see, I hate reruns and because I care about you, I've done some new Nearly News along with a visit to Scan BC, but since I had no one to talk to, it's a little shorter episode than usual, but to make it up to my great listeners, I've included a special Jedi Wizards Den with Johnathon Knight Hunters semi-spoiler review of Avengers Infinity War where he goes after a few choice critics. Then its an episode of the show I produce, Smart Investing. It's like a Golden Corral of podcasts. Some things are for you and others you may pass on, but at least its fresh, right?

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

Ever have one of those days?

With a broken mic, a flimsy chair, pink headphones, a sleepy wife, stress and some other factors, we finally manage to pull a podcast out from the grave but this isn't one of those well maintained, thought provoking episodes. It's a punch drunk, 3 in the morning type of episode, so buckle up.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

Join me as I answer 20 questions emailed to me by you the listeners.

I also read your Facebook answers on your favorite Nic Cage movie.

Celebrity news, Nearly News and bonus episodes of The Jedi Wizards Den and Barbara Knightingales Tough Love!

The Jedi Wizards Den. Join host and high school student Johnathon Knight Hunter as he tells you about his amazing comic convention coming up, JON CON. It's gonna be awesome!

Also, listen in as Barbara Knightingale, Johnathon's mom, gives real people relationship advice like no one has the guts to.Between sips of wine, she'll dole out some tough love.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

Jani sits it out this week because of her busy schedule, so it's just me. I know, right?! Well join me for as long as you can as I discuss my trip to Phoenix, explain why this isn't a podcast about Selfies, celebrity news, a trip to Scan BC and more!

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

A product of Pants Pending Studios.

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Short but sour episode as I head to Phoenix, but we still have time to talk about celebrity news, Taylor's S'Language , my Monday and Wednesday fingers and measuring things by baby heads. Also, Nearly news and more.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

A product of Pants Pending Studios.

This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited