Nearly News

** CONTEST EDITION ** I am looking for some help in branding this podcast and I need your help. I would like to see how other people would describe our show, so what I need is this.

1) Listen to our show. I'm not asking you to subscribe, to share or rate, just simply listen to a good portion of the episode.

2) Email me at [email protected] and tell me how you would describe our podcast to someone. I'm looking for a different way to "brand" the show. Please don't just send something like, "Its good." or "Its funny". I'm looking for at least 2-3 sentences please.

3) Once you email me, I will enter you to win a Amazon $25 gift card. Second place will be a $10 Google Play card. Deadline is Feb 21st. I will announce the winner on that weeks podcast.

This weeks stories are: 70 takes his last message parlor, What is an engagement ring?, Weekend at Bernies - English edition, Poundland sells sex toys, Cop quits for OnlyFans, Man carries own arm down the street, Pamela Anderson hated quarantine, airline passenger helps himself to more than peanuts, Limo with a stripper pole, Lion loses testy and 100 lab monkeys escape because no one saw OUTBREAK.

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

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A slight warning for this episode as one of the articles we talk about involves some rather "randy" talk. While nothing explicit, listener discretion is advised.
This weeks true stories: Cracker Barrel rolls out 9 Mil for a glass of water, Hong Kong declares war on Hamsters,  Prince Andrews weird bear bed, Big Game hunter goes after wife, Hulksters Hoax, Bug moves into mans head, Cops catch Pokemon instead of crooks, a noisy toilet,  a 3 eyed calf, Woman uses special "Man Lotion" on face, Pastor spits on man, Right Said Fred is Alt Right Fred and Bill Murray is awesome.

This is a special commercial free episode with extra audio content which you would get by becoming a Patron at Pants Pending Studios. 

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WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY
Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

In Time by Robbie Rob

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Between drinking urine, jail for the un-vaxxed, Kim Jong Un II inventing the burrito, Jeremy Clarksons smashed testicles, a rich badger, 106 year olds Big Mac attack, Alexa trying to kill us, banished words and nose beads, its been a wild week and we're going to break it all down for you.
Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY
Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.
#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout


Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Starting out the year with a bang, we've got stories about golf hating crabs, crime spree cats, testicle eating cannibals, North Korea strange mourning process, woman strips for a mask, Meth cereal, erected erections, Taliban beheading mannequins and more. Plus, we touch on Nostradamus's 2022 picks for the new year.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Join us for a few last laughs of the year in this commercial free Christmas roundup for the funniest, strangest and most bizarre true crime stories from Christmas times including bath salt decorators, drunken Santa's, true facts and ironic gifts.

We'd also like to take this time to remind all our listeners that we completely thank and love each one of you for letting us into your ear holes each week. Your love and support keep us going.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

From cheating in the Camel Beauty Pageants, farting in jars for cash, Joe Bidens Weather Machine, naked, drunk and getting fast food, Scorpions shut down city, eggs in your Xmas tree and more weird stories. Plus, strange Xmas traditions.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

What a weird week. A breastfeeding cat-lady, Bomb in the bum, Faking an arm for Covid, Hercules Tesicless, Nein Balls, a Guinea Pig hairdresser, How to Google a murder and more. Plus Weird Xmas facts.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Everybody still seems hungry as we bring stories of the Russian cannibal, a zombie nurse and a spider that bite through your fingernail, plus desperate wedding, doing the McNasty, Der Vaccination & thank goodness PETA has rescued Gorilla models. That and more so laugh along with us.


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WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY
Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.
#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout


Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Take a break, hide from your In-Laws and have a quick laugh at this weeks stories: A Woman's "foot prisons", Soldier Gets Too Close to Others Privates, Throwing Timbits, Dead Man Wakes Up, Woman Can't Stand Herself, Soon To Be Ex-Wife Gives Husband Rules, Machete vs. Gun, Covid Party Does What It Should and more! Plus, "Things You Can Say In The Bedroom and Thanksgiving" and Five Freaky Facts.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

News stories this week: Stranger puts blankets over students, An alarm for cursing, going to far at the TSA, Splash zones are now at rock concerts, Rent A Hitman is not a real website, Winter vagina and more! Plus, scary, true facts about our World.

Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986

WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#ApplePodcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #PocketCasts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.