Nearly News

Strange stories this week include: A Deadly Roller Coaster, Attacking Australian Magpies, Soup For Shots, My Chimp, My Lover, 1 Hotdog Can Take 35 Minutes of Your Life, Stop Weeing On My House, Couple Fakes Vaccine Card for 4 Year Old, 5,000 Cans Of Pee. Take One Down...

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Headlines this week:

Man Gets Beans Above the Frank, 1,263 Calls For A Fetish,  reminder: Methane Kills, Bread Is Now A Weapon, When a Pea Costs You Your Deposit, Wash Ya Pillows!, My Murder Clients Favorite Color Is Purple, We're Just Like Animals, There's a Horse...In His Bedroom, Kimchi Fridge Comes With Bonus, Mystery Puddle in UK, Cue Benny Hill Music, Covid Stops Gunshot Victims Surgery, 

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In Time by Robbie Rob

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Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

NEWS STORIES THIS WEEK

OJ Fears the Real Killer?
Utah Citizens Find Cox Unappealing
Woman Sues McDonalds For Lent
Your Dog Wants Beer
Bank Robber Doesn't Believe In Quitting
Female Monkey Breaks the Glass Ceiling
Killing Yourself For LIKES Isn't Worth It
Let Those Piggies Breath
When You Quit With Class
Please Do Not Taunt Dynamite Covid
Man Charges Friend 47 cents for Fries
British Couple Lives in the Past
Anti Vaxxers Keep Being Dumb
Please Do Not Tattoo Kids in McDonalds
Don't Bite A Snake For Revenge

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

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#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout


Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

News stories we bring you this week:

De-wormer is not Fauci approved

Breaching Quarantine with a Drone

Stroking Leads to Stroke

Priest Worships Ye Old Grindr

Naked Boaters Flapping in the Wind

You Moved the Badgers but not the bodies!

Rugby-Like Grannies Thwart Thieves

When You Hire the Home Alone Bandits to Kidnap Your Wife

100 Year Old White Castle

Yelp Review Mentions Killer Croc

Have It Your Way, With this 9MM

Please Don't Hammock on the Power Lines

Get The Covid Shot, Worm!

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Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

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In Time by Robbie Rob

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#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

News stories this week include:

Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out

Teacher Colonizes Student

Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji

Man Locks Up His Willy

Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount

Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean

67, 68, 70 degrees

No Sweat Operation Leads To Death

Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane

$8,000 Puppy Kidnapped

Officer Chased By Planet

Thieves Pretend To Be Power Employees

Acid Spitting Lobsters Are Here

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Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

News stories this week include:

Half Naked Monkey Costume helps kids read

"Oh, I'm sorry. Was that YOUR kidney?"

Firm and Erect Penis Statues For No Reason

Influencer Selfie Strikes Again

Don't Drop Your Kid Off On A Deserted Island (But I Understand)

Please Don't Take Selfies Of Lightning

4 People, 1 Cheater, 49 Stop Lights

Naming Your Baby After Your Mistress

Hitler Comments In Yearbook

Over 100 People See The Rabies Exhibit

Ringworm? "There's Nothin' Wrong With It"

Every Wife Loves To Hear, "You're Crazy"

Jungleman Has Never Met A Woman. Imagine It.

Nude Woman Brings Out Blues Brothers Type Rescue

Womans Dolphin Husband Gets Out

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WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY
Watch my other videos at: https://www.youtube.com/heroicposestudio

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.
#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout


Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

We did it! Not only do we have a lot of fun during this show, but we read some of your emails, talk about the origins of the podcast, the inside reasons for things and Taylor stops by to play "Rap or Crap: Canadian edition" 

News stories this week include:

My son, My Uncle

England vs Scotland vs Kilt

Joker poisons the water

Basement Jail

Free chalk outline

Handcuffs didn't work?

Slipping on a banana peel

The Cops are coming kid!

Sex couch

Steve-O's Pubic Bigfoot costume

Naked intruders always have a plan

Is a mailbox really yours?

Sorry I ate your mom

Its just a Slushie ma'am.

WATCH THIS EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/ymGSu9zBEBY

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Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/

Twitter @burrmartin

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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.

#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout

Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.

A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Nearly news stories for this week:

Rob Riggles Weirdo Ex
Post Malone Wastes Money
Getting Bezos To Lead Us To Idocracy
Men Are Pigs
A Whale Of  A Tale
Stealing Babies....Names
Nazi Testicles
When Teenagers Barely Leave Home
Thou Shalt Not Embezzle
Gomert Goes To The Moon
99 Problems But 10 Babies Ain't One
The San Francisco Hummer



WATCH THIS EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr
Listen commercial free and get other bonus stuff for only $1.00 a month at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
Instagram @therealburrmartin

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

In Time by Robbie Rob

Listen on any platform.
#Apple Podcast, #GooglePodcast, #Spreaker, #Overcast, #Castbox, #Pocket Casts, #spotify, #buzzsprout


The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

Nearly news for this week:
7,700 Pennies But A Wheat Ain't One
The Penguin Stabs Someone
Selling Air As Art
Marrying The Sister During The Wedding
Lil Uzi Starts To Ooze
Hey Fellow Kids, I'm One Of You
Judge? Can I Lie Now?
A Murder Of Crows Cockapoos
A Baby Is Not A Football
Oceans 2 1/2
No Shirt, No Shoes, but Mask
Texas Hates Cookies
Getting A Head In The Poles


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Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
Twitter @burrmartin
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Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

In Time by Robbie Rob

The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited. 

We're back in the studio with a fresh week of crazy headlines.
This week we discuss: Feeding a child Ethnic Food is now considered a crime.
Maybe get a second opinion before cremating Grandma 
 The Ceiling Fan of Blood 
Washing away $26 million dollars 
Gender Reveals need to stop 
When 6 inches is too big 
When your kid moves out...to the garden.
Guns and genitals are apparently a thing 
Mickey Mouse doesn't want to see your boobs 
When Burger King buns get too much attention 
Charging $5 to people who are smarter than you 
Jeremy Clarksons Bollocks 
Are you smarter than a 2 Year Old 
Uri wants a human

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Twitter @burrmartin
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Help us out at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

In Time by Robbie Rob

The Burr Martin Nearly News podcast, is brought to you by Pants Pending Studios and hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 30 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.