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  • Burr Martin Nearly News 188 Crank It Up

    HEADLINES THIS WEEK:
    Beware: Wolf Dog
    Put The Pope Down
    Naked Teachers
    Hot Chocolate Bomb
    Leaving Your Foot Behind
    Thou Shalt Not Porn
    Fake Poop Touched Me
    Dating Apps Are Vaccinated
    Gay Bugs


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    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

    51 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 187 Chicken Knife Fight

    This week in the news:
    Chicken vs. Groin
    Amazons Hates Charlie Chaplin
    Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Covid
    Shotgunning Pokemon
    Hit and Casually Walk
    and more!


    WATCH THE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GIbb3SlOsg

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    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

    1 hr 5 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 186 Gin Soaked Raisin
    Join us this week for:
    Outhouse Bears.
    Cocaine Cereal.
    Kidnapping tenants.
    Cocaine Mandles
    Greg Kelly is the worst journalist.
    Black Forest Rambo.
    Used lingerie.
    Gender reveal attack.
    Sexual snowmen.

    WATCH THE ENTIRE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/9GIbb3SlOsg

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
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    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    50 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 186 Gin Soaked Raisin
    Join us this week for:
    Outhouse Bears.
    Cocaine Cereal.
    Kidnapping tenants.
    Cocaine Mandles
    Greg Kelly is the worst journalist.
    Black Forest Rambo.
    Used lingerie.
    Gender reveal attack.
    Sexual snowmen.

    WATCH THE ENTIRE PODCAST ON YOUTUBE AT: https://youtu.be/9GIbb3SlOsg

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    49 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 185 CaraNO
    Join us this week for:
    A mystery car pooper.
    Gina Carano says "Nein" to a career.
    Stealing umbilical cords.
    Spider eggs in kids toys.
    A museum asks to keep the "white" customers.
    Brown cows = chocolate milk
    Stealing from your girlfriend for your wife.
    Mexican bologna is a thing.
    "Scented" masks with that human "touch".
    An open marriage with your sex doll.
    Leaving Scooby Doo footprints from your crime.
    My co-host also tries to debate me on what constitutes a soundtrack song.


    Neutron Dance performed by The Pointer Sisters

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 185 CaraNO
    Join us this week for:
    A mystery car pooper.
    Gina Carano says "Nein" to a career.
    Stealing umbilical cords.
    Spider eggs in kids toys.
    A museum asks to keep the "white" customers.
    Brown cows = chocolate milk
    Stealing from your girlfriend for your wife.
    Mexican bologna is a thing.
    "Scented" masks with that human "touch".
    An open marriage with your sex doll.
    Leaving Scooby Doo footprints from your crime.
    My co-host also tries to debate me on what constitutes a soundtrack song.


    Neutron Dance performed by The Pointer Sisters

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 184 Sexy Canadian Cities
    Join us this week for: Hairspray glue is a bad idea, a Karen named Karen, tattooed cats and Australia still proves its out to kill us. Also, I quiz Jani on "Canadian City or Canadian Sex Position"

    You're All I Need performed by Aretha Franklin
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    58 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 184 Sexy Canadian Cities
    Join us this week for: Hairspray glue is a bad idea, a Karen named Karen, tattooed cats and Australia still proves its out to kill us. Also, I quiz Jani on "Canadian City or Canadian Sex Position"

    You're All I Need performed by Aretha Franklin
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    55 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 183 Whatta You Lookin At
    Warning* This one goes off the rails a few times and discusses certain body parts like an old married couple would as we try report some of the crazy news stories of the week like Disney changing its rides, which leads us to "Is Gung Ho racist" to a woman stopping a robber with "seduction", looking for fights in a bar, ceiling cat has a friend and "Tank tops on airplanes".

    Working Class Man performed by Jimmy Barnes

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    1 hr 1 min
  • Burr Martin Nearly News 183 Whatta You Lookin At
    Warning* This one goes off the rails a few times and discusses certain body parts like an old married couple would as we try report some of the crazy news stories of the week like Disney changing its rides, which leads us to "Is Gung Ho racist" to a woman stopping a robber with "seduction", looking for fights in a bar, ceiling cat has a friend and "Tank tops on airplanes".

    Working Class Man performed by Jimmy Barnes

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/
    Twitter @burrmartin
    Instagram @therealburrmartin

    Please rate and review on Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-burr-martin-experience-pod-467609

    Listen commercial free at https://www.patreon.com/pantspending

    Visit my new and improved website! http://burrmartin.wixsite.com/burr

    Have me send a message to someone with CAMEO https://www.cameo.com/therealburrmartin

    YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/heroicpose

    Question or comment? Email at [email protected]

    In Time by Robbie Rob

    The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.
    Joined by his wife/co-host of more than 28 years, Burr brings his unique brand of humor, nerd experience and C List Internet celebrity status to talk about the strange, odd and downright funny news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in.
    A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.
    1 hr 1 min

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Nearly News podcast is hosted by Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram.
Joined by his wife/co-host of…