Ned Trek

Plot Summary It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … and then there’s Christmas time. What better way to celebrate the holiday than with a Ned Trek remake of A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. Wilbaneezer Stooge learns the true meaning of capitalist Christmas through the intervention of three ghosts. … Continue reading Ned Trek 26: A Very Neddy Christmas →

The Free Enterprise diverts to planet Dentine Five, where one of Willard's old flames and doo-dah dancing partners, Dr. Jellian Mustard, runs her dental practice ... and plans to swap consciousnesses with Willard, take over the ship, and make the universe safe for dentistry once again.

Plot Summary It seems that Captain Romney’s brain is stolen by a team of neocon dweebs intent on using his immense intellect for the vital purpose of holding a door open. Famous people are poorly imitated and mocked without any sense of decency or decorum. Features 6 Big Green Songs: (1) Brain, What is Brain? … Continue reading Ned Trek 22: Mitt’s Brain →

Plot Summary The Free Enterprise crew board the star ship Crackahead, in orbit around Planet Yimcipid 4, only to find that it’s a plague ship, stricken by the deadly Green Acres virus. The Crackahead’s commander, Captain Rick Perry, has cornered the maple syrup market down on Yimcipid and is profiting from setting the planet’s primitive … Continue reading Ned Trek 21: Old Maple Glory →

The Free Enterprise crew is dispatched to planet Noel Ball 9, a world that has been "Christmaformed", a process which expunges the entire world of secularism and leaves it with a two-day annual calendar: Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

Captain Romney, Mr. Ned, and Mr. Perle find themselves transported to a mysterious planet in a distant quarternary star system where reclusive billionaires place bets on competitors from all over the galaxy.

The crew of the Free Enterprise are engaged in a life and death struggle with a deadly socialist menace-machine bent on providing life-giving health coverage to every living dude.

Plot Summary During a visit to the ruined planet CrackerFry Nine, the Free Enterprise Crew attempts to retrieve drilling equipment and bibles left by the free-market evangelists who destroyed this hideous little globe (and themselves in the process). Willard gets some fracking fluid on his suit, causing a transporter malfunction that divides him into two … Continue reading Ned Trek 18: Captain Fricassee →

Plot Summary On an away mission to the planet Nawbodylecarus 5, Captain Willard loses his memory and ends up turning the placid, bucolic “Quasi” society into a sweatshop for his personal enrichment, much to the chagrin of someone named “Cornwaggin”.  Meanwhile, Ned and the crew fight off a planet-wrecking Halliburton drilling vessel “The Dickman” bent … Continue reading Ned Trek 17: Free Enterprise Syndrome →

Plot Summary Mr. Ned is acting particularly irritable lately, leading Dr. Bugoato to surmise that he is suffering from the Fawn Par or mating fever and that he must return to his “home” planet of Palominus 12 … or die!  A ludicrous dance-a-thon ensues, with color commentary by Pat Sumerall. Lame Script Based On Classic … Continue reading Ned Trek 16: A Mock Time →