It took a few weeks, but the guys finally figured out how to do a remote episode without sounding like they're in a barrel of tar. So, they celebrate by discussing some of the "lighter moments" that happened over the last week or so.

By discussing everything from Zoombombing to Busch beer to Lindsay Lohan's weird freckles, the guys are slowly getting used to the new normal, flattening the curves of their livers along the way.

The world situation sucks. Technology sucks. Remote podcasting sucks. But these are the cards on the table. For the second week in a row, Craig, Dave, and Brad isolated themselves to digitally discuss how they're getting their minds off COVID-19, ignorant people, horrific news and quarantine boredom.

And, because it's NTS, they also get into Pablo Escobar, Britney Spears, desert island entertainment, and even bathroom head trauma. It's not ideal, and it's sometimes hard to hear... but it's gonna take a lot more than a virus to stop these dummies now.

"Antisocial Distancing." "Riff." "Live Without a Net." The guys could have named their first-ever remote episode anything. But, even with the obvious technical issues (including Dave's liver failure), they pulled it off.

And good thing, because despite the sound problems, this episode represents the premiere of Psycle's amazing new single "Kill the Machine" -- coming soon to rock radio near you. (Just remember, you heard it here first.)

This ISN'T what Needless to Say normally sounds like. And this WON'T become our "new normal." But for the time being, it's gonna have to do. Stay safe, hunker down, and isolate yourselves with NTS.

It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in the least-expected ways.

The goal of the week? Talking about guilty pleasures. The result? Bathroom discoveries, condom mishaps, and even a little dose of social politics.

Maybe it's scattered. Maybe it sounds like the guys were trapped in a quarantine haze, but given the state of the world, it's exactly what Brad, Dave and Craig needed... and maybe what you need, too.

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman.

Some would say we've become an airborne problem, too. Here's another two hours that show you why.

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's...

Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnier than Zika, SARS, Avian Flu, or any other government-driven panic from the last decade.

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a new career. 

It's another week of Needless to Say, exactly as you like it...

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along the way, the beer kicks in, and they find all new topics and people to destroy.

The episode title? Well, you'll just have to listen to understand it...

Finally, Brad's wife already heard this, and STILL isn't laughing at anything he says...

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a real lack of class.

Come celebrate life's true winners with Needless to Say...

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say...

And if you're wondering about the episode title... well, Craig explains that soon enough...