It was bound to happen. After just a few days of self-quarantine, the guys got together with a plan and a purpose... and within a few minutes of reflecting on coronavirus, the train lost its conductor and got derailed in the least-expected ways.

The goal of the week? Talking about guilty pleasures. The result? Bathroom discoveries, condom mishaps, and even a little dose of social politics.

Maybe it's scattered. Maybe it sounds like the guys were trapped in a quarantine haze, but given the state of the world, it's exactly what Brad, Dave and Craig needed... and maybe what you need, too.

No Corona beer cracks. No lame-ass lyme puns. No resorting to memes for inspiration. Instead, this week the guys infect your ears with some honest talk about COVID-19, coronaviruses in general, Chinese health conditions, and Corey Feldman.

Some would say we've become an airborne problem, too. Here's another two hours that show you why.

The guys are joined by fan-favorite Cousin Matt to discuss flat earth fails, Make-a-Wish modification, clothes-free cops, Mary Magdalene and LSD 101. Plus, they address Craig's inevitable Alzheimer's...

Yep, all in one episode. And it's definitely funnier than Zika, SARS, Avian Flu, or any other government-driven panic from the last decade.

This week, the guys cover a wide range of headlines ranging from Wendy Williams' fat mouth, to a Scottish guy's fat groin, and Sy Sperling's fat skull cap ... Plus, Craig masters another word, and a young Spielberg masters a new career. 

It's another week of Needless to Say, exactly as you like it...

What are you doing, Dave, Brad and Craig? This week, the guys start out well, trying to discuss situations -- like Iranian space rockets, virtual reunions and urban crossbows -- where the ends don't always justify the means. But along the way, the beer kicks in, and they find all new topics and people to destroy.

The episode title? Well, you'll just have to listen to understand it...

Finally, Brad's wife already heard this, and STILL isn't laughing at anything he says...

This week, the guys introduce their own entry into Awards Season, heaping praise onto the people that REALLY deserve it. No celebrities. No idiotic political posturing. No weird cries for vegan lifestyles. Just real stories, real animals ... and a real lack of class.

Come celebrate life's true winners with Needless to Say...

This week, the guys are joined by Dave's wife to discuss a farm-sized slate of topics, from Kobe Bryant to Mr. Peanut to weird fruit sex. In other words, it's another typical week in the world of Needless to Say...

And if you're wondering about the episode title... well, Craig explains that soon enough...

This week, the guys piece together the final remnants of last week's fuzzy memories, then get right to work making new ones. Everything from emotional support beers, to geriatric porn stars, to another look at the Fyre Fest debacle, they hit the week's headlines with clearer minds and more sober mouths. (Don't worry, though -- they're still drunks...)

Beer. Metal. Silverchair. More beer. Dark appendages. Long Island. Laramie, Wyoming. More metal. More beer. Wrestling bears. All things we discussed with Dan and Krysta from the rock band Empyrean Lights (and formerly of Iwrestledabearonce). It's a good thing we recorded the discussion, because none of us remember it all, and Brad still isn't sure who took him home that night.

#EmpyreanLights  #Iwrestledabearonce #metal

The first part of this one starts so promisingly since Brad barely talks at all. That's because Dave and Craig absolutely destroy him in a birthday roast for the ages. Once things calm down, Brad resumes boring the crap out of everyone, when the guys meander through a chat about Ricky Gervais, Tom Brady, the XFL and a ton more.

We may have peaked a little prematurely on this one -- consider it one for "the diehards" ...