We're back! In this episode, we begrudgingly give TNT praise for some cool new pet colors, but also question the mechanics of Charity Corner. We also change things up by surprising each other with Neoboards posts (which run the gamut from a 7/11 haul to Neopets nightmares) and unusual items!

We hope you'll enjoy our ramblings on a variety of topics including Lutari Day, the Legends & Letters update, an inappropriately named Petpet, and Neopia's version of Gatorade. Also, we reveal some of our early title suggestions for this podcast! Spoiler alert - they were not good.

We finally address the Elephante in the room - the connection between Neopets and Scientology. We also respond to some very important Neoboards posts regarding cats, The Simpsons, and 80s music. Plus - find out why Hannah is a problematic fave!

Welcome to the month of Eating!
Dig right into this new episode, which includes Neopets crushes and confessions, some new/weird Neopet-shaped items, and a lot of love for our moms.
Also - find out if our April Fool's Day guesses were on the money or not!

We're back with a new episode that covers a wide range of topics including new paintbrush colors, Neopets inspired songs, Garfield's feet, and...classist Petpets?!?
Plus, we officially debut our new segment, You've Got Neomail!

Listen...this is our longest episode to date and contains a lot of discussion of The Jonas Brothers, The Bachelor, and The Great British Bake-Off. We think you're still going to like it. Please don't cancel us!

Caroline and Hannah address the news (such as it is), answer Neoboards questions about Beanie Babies, pump-up jams, and donuts, and highlight two new and totally gross food items! Plus, the return of Korbat's Blab and Caroline's utter failure at understanding the basics of unconverted pets!

Caroline and Hannah critique the Neopies, try to guess upcoming pet colors, and finally have some praise for TNT in Meepit News Break. They also discuss which Neopian foods they'd most want to eat and reveal their fave movies. Plus, Caroline rants about Neopian beauty standards!

Caroline and Hannah catch up on all the Neopets news from the last two weeks (which is a LOT), answer some thought-provoking questions from the Neoboards, and debut a new segment with a very clever title. Plus, Hannah throws a little shade at TNT!

This is our tenth episode, and our first episode of the new year!
It's got plenty of hot takes, some weird items, and an obligatory mention of the Lost Desert mini plot.
Note: regardless of what you may think after listening, this podcast is NOT turning into a music podcast and it has NO official sponsors (so far).