In this episode, we discuss the recently released Neopets roadmap, this year's Advent Calendar, and a timely editorial question about AI generated art. We also attempt to answer some important questions: How do vampires work in Neopia? Are Aishas or Lennies smarter? And were we horse kids or wolf/Warrior Cat kids in school?

It's our 100th episode spectacular! We've got an extra long episode with some great listener emails about our favorite podcast moments, how Neopets ruined a friend group, and an incredible Taylor Swift/Neopets mashup. Plus: facts learned on Neopets, songs that defined your childhood, the UC Pet Survey, and more!

Content note: The audio for this episode is not up to our usual standards and we apologize for that. Somehow, the audio from Caroline's mic was not recorded so we had to use the audio from Hannah's mic only. You can hear both of us talking but Caroline is much quieter (and you may also hear Hannah drinking her Coke Zero).

In this episode, we recap our Halloween adventures on and off the site and feature some spooky items! We also discuss which brand of frozen pizza is the best, paranormal experiences, and of course, Taylor Swift's new album.

Happy October! In this episode, we recap the recent pet days then discuss the addition of two factor authentication, the latest editorial, and the (false) rumor that Neopets is shutting down. We also read some great listener emails, talk a lot about horror movies, and feature a couple of classic spooky foods!

Links:
Neopian Times Editorial #970
Neopets Over The Years (YouTube video)
Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365)

In this episode, we express our deep disappointment and frustration with TNT for releasing YET ANOTHER mobile game survey! Plus, a puzzling acquisition announcement, our reactions to the latest pet colors and outfits, and some quintessential fall items.

In this episode, we chat about the Steampunk Grundo, security updates, and the latest editorial. We've also got two listener emails - one that confirms the "Blue Pteri Theory" and another that shares some truly incredible Neopets PowerPoint presentations. Plus: ideas for future plushies, our childhood role models, and how Neopians really feel about Faerie's Hope!

Links:
StackPath Captchas Banning Neopians (Jellyneo)
TNT Neoboards post re: blocking issue
Official Data Breach Notice
Neopets Metaverse Alpha
Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage)
Neopian Times Editorial #968

We're back with an extra long episode! We discuss the new pet colors and outfits, including the controversial Toy Meerca, and give you an update on the data breach and (unfortunately) the Neopets Metaverse. Plus: we read listener mail (including a compelling argument about which Neopet is the #1 Millennial Pet) and talk about business simulation video games, a tough existential question, and more! 

Links:
Dream Colors Directory 
Neopets Site Breach Update (Jellyneo)
Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage)
Neopets Metaverse Litepaper
Neopets Metaverse Alpha
HaseeKass petpage

In this episode, we spend the first 20 minutes discussing movies we've seen lately and birthday freebies (oops). Then we speed through the 5(!) most recent pet days before getting to the main topic - the Neopets data breach! We also have an intriguing business proposition, more user designs for pets, and a Neopets version of an iconic fanfic. Plus, we talk about which Muppet we're most like and rate our enclosures!

Links:
Neopian Times Editorial #965
@neospac Twitter account
Black & White Imaginarium (designs by user jaknsum1)
Magical Chia Pop Project (designs by user pesticide)
Neopets version of My Immortal (by user molentary) 

In this episode - after talking for about 20 minutes about what we've watched recently (including Baz Luhrmann's ELVIS), we cover the latest pet days and the exciting reveal of Mirsha Grelinek's girlfriend! Then we recap the final Altador Cup results and (lightly) dig into the surrounding controversy. Plus: some tasty user paintbrush ideas, talking about Neopets with your therapist, and condiments on mac and cheese?!?

Links:
Slug Monster (Jellyneo's Book of Ages)
Neopian Times Editorial #963
Island Builders Avatar Released (Jellyneo)
Altador Cup Reddit post by u/neo_truths
Neopets NFT Drama (Herdy's petpage)
Neopets at Comic Con (Jellyneo)
Lemonade Pets (designs by user peanutbuttermilk)
Hungry! Fast Food Pets (designs by user stratus365)
Caption Contest #17 (Undersea kingdom)
Caption Contest #10 (Lupe & Techos online)
Caption Contest #26 (Chia & ghoul dancing)
Caption Contest #33 (Blumaroo & Taelia in the snow)

Hello again, friends! We hope you've been taking care of yourselves and staying hydrated. We have a new episode for you with some hot Nimmo takes, an "Altador Cupdate", and some delightful listener emails. Plus: contenders for the "rawest image on Neopets", Gross Food that's not so gross, and Wheel of Monotony boyfriends!

Links:
Neopian Times Editorial #962
The Progress Pride Flag
"Raw Image" #1
"Raw Image" #2
"Raw Image" #3