Nerd Church

This week, The Clergy is down to one, as scheduling issues render an official recording impossible. Fear not, however, as Sean decided to keep the ship afloat and invited our good friend Steve from the Drunk Geek Podcast to help. Remember when "penpals" was a thing? What happens when geeks get obsessed with fitness? How's Jurassic World looking? GoT and Daredevil premier this weekend, and they look amazing. Who's ready for Ultron and The Vision? Patton Oswalt wins the internet. Again.

This week the Clergy welcomes Gina B Cosplay back to the studio, and hilarity ensues. Gina elaborates about what it's like to have free day. Tony Stark demonstrates that despite perceptions, he’s a really great guy. Michael asks a very old question: I know you are but what am I? The Clergy receive a new iTunes review from a fan and apparently Ira is in need of geriatric assistance. The Attack on Titan preview appears on the net and Gina is not impressed. We discover that if you really love someone you can show them just how much with a bag of glitter schlongs. Is Gary an endangered species?

This week, the Clergy have the pleasure of celebrating their 1 year anniversary with none other than the voice of Wonder Woman, Miss Susan Eisenberg. We discuss everything from Australian Jedis, to the Batmobile, to Wonder Woman's kinky origins and to whom her heart truly belongs. Batman v Superman? How about Bill Clinton v Lasso of Truth? Sean trips over boobs for the first time ever, and Ira may still have game.

This week, The Clergy calls in the big guns once again, and has Tom Rhodes fill in for Myles. The room is deemed a "quiet zone" as everyone nurses hangover from the rock show the night before. Tom brought us some Japanese candy soda/cleaning products to try. Ira and Tom discuss their love for Hawkeye and anyone who still uses a bow. We go over Ira's vodka options, and wash it down with a cool glass of purified milk. Finally, Tom and Sean teach us about some of the lesser known gods before heading off on an adventure to slay dragons.

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This week, The Clergy attempts to expand their vernacular, but probably just ended up on some kind of watch list. Ira's been busy leveling up on the internet, but has a ways to go before catching up with his progeny. Aaron Neville drops by. Sean and Ira don't quite agree on the quality of Lego Batman 3. Jupiter's cock slips in, and then hangs out.

This week, the Clergy celebrates the life of Leonard Nimoy and mourns his passing. Michael announces that we truly are in remake hell, though some seem less evil than others. Net Neutrality has seen its first battle won, but the war rages on. Ira brought home a new toy for the boys, and it feels like home for Sean. Fear boners are in attendance as The Clergy does a post fight analysis of Ronda Rousey's latest victory.

This week, the Clergy has musician Tom Rhodes back in studio. We get the low down on the quality of Canadian Rappers, and what’s it like to have 30 hippies in a 6 hippie room. Michael whitewashes the nerd news. “Ask Heather!”  our comic expert calls in and hears her theme song for the first time. We learn the classic Irish Shanty, The Legend of Billy’s Ladder”, and get a rare glimpse of the North American Short Billed Turkey. 

 

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This week, The Clergy braves the cold and accepts the murderer in their midst. Is Kanye West a genius and possibly the greatest artist of all time? The "Michael" soundboard gets an upgrade. Hospitals are bracing for another influx of "Will It Fit?" emergencies. There's a dating site for everyone, it seems.

This week, Michael is deported to the Emerald Isle, while Sean returns from Disney World with stories to tell. Ira rescinds his initial thoughts on Batman: The Brave And The Bold, and we dissect a delightfully decadent ditty by the Dirty Birds of Prey. Bob Marley's biggest fan is 2 years old. The Swedes do sex-ed right. Do the French know the best way to paint a wall? Finally, we're joined by The Science Babe for some anti-vaxxer lambasting and general dirty talk.

This week, The Clergy continue 'musical chairs' with Sean out making his (now) annual tithing to the Mouse. We talk SoA, Spartacus, Warhammer, and Battletech. A suspicious package is reported in San Francisco. Ira has an epissany. D&D phrases are deliciously taken out of context, and who would win: Joe Jackson vs Ike Turner? Also: #fuckyoumichael

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