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This week, The Clergy dust off the DeLorean and celebrate the 30th anniversary of BTTF. A coronation is held, while Michael and Sean go back in time with some automotive tales from their youth. Spoiler caution is thrown to the wind with some GoT speculations. More fun facts from Hill Valley. Which comic-based TV show reigns supreme? A very special NYCC announcement is made, and the sousaphone is deemed the weapon of choice to battle idiots. Heavy.

The week, The Clergy gets a surprise visit from President Clinton, while Myles questions the sentience of Donald Trump's hair. Steve admits to using a man purse. Is it possible to be a moral cyber-terrorist? No. Questions from the tweeters are answered, while Steve and Michael argue over Red Robin. Dumb.

This week, our roving reporter is back from SDCC 2015. After attempting to report the sad passing of an industry titan, it quickly becomes apparent we can't do "serious". The battle for air time is on between Captain Vain's penis and Captain Jack's lips. If you're gonna lose $100, you better hope suds are involved. Strollers? At a con? OH, HELL NO! Maybe at a Steel Panther show.

The Clergy has returned! After blowing the dust off the equipment, a missing persons report is filed while an Imperial Scout Trooper attempts to help ease the pain. 6 weeks of backed up news stories explode like a 4th of July mortar, and Myles and Michael school Sean on the difference between "casting" and "summoning". Ahnold teaches us all about the joys of the "pump", but the boys prefer to get all gooey over Arkham Knight.

Special guest - Steve, from RnRcomics.com

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This week, The Clergy listens in horror as Michael recounts his Drunken Gringo Adventure south of the border. We cast our votes for Indiana Jones' next quarry. Which part of Ira's anatomy is an aged Scotsman? A homily from the Book of Hazard is given. We sound off on Ian McShane's stones, the Robocop reboot gets an untimely review, and the Mad Max Gushfest begins. Sean, to Arrow: "I AM DISAPPOINT."

The Clergy returns in full force, still riding the high from episode 82. Stan receives a regalo sorpresa. What did the Clergy think of Age of Ultron? Can laxatives help improve Edward James Olmos's acting skills. Michael gives a rundown of the superheroes in Captain America Civil War film. Ira is quite angry at the AARP, but is looking forward to discounted movie tickets.

This week, The Clergy are joined in studio by the brilliantly talented Patton Oswalt! Hailing from our very own town, he graciously agreed to meet over tea and toast to shoot the proverbial shit about growing up in Northern Virginia, and what it's like to escape. We talked Marvel, raising "geek" children, and what *not* to say on twitter. How bad-ass does Mad Max look? Our sources say VERY. Are "microaggressions" really a thing? Wait...was that one? Shit. Sorry. Let's get back to Patton's college conquests...

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This week, The Clergy had the distinct honor of assisting Comic Logic open its doors. We managed to snag a couple interviews, then reconvened in the studio for a run-down. Where's Ira? Goth Joker gets a proper bashing. "Bad Boy Carnage" breaks a few fingers, while Kevin Bednarz proves that even Vince Vaughn look-a-likes can open a comic shop (as long as the 501st is at your side). For the Empire!

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This week, The Clergy is back in studio! Is Game of Thrones a schedule 1 drug? Michael wonders how much we're willing to spend to eliminate commercials. 'Ancient Aliens' has returned, and Ira is clearly under the influence of "the hair". The Clergy unanimously agree that Daredevil is fantastic, especially Vinnie D's Kingpin. Ira will suck you clean for $1, and offers to rule firm but fairly, once you've sucked his nipples. Apple releases a new fat-shaming device and Michael wants it.

Prepare yourselves for our second "Best of" episode, this one's a doozy.

This week, The Clergy bring you a Voltron-esque dose of the Sci Babe from episodes 57 and 72. Join us as she lays a massive smackdown on Homeopathy, The Anti-Vaccination Movement, and much more.