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If You Liked It, You Should've Put a Collar on It

Special Guest, Sydette @BlackAmazon, joins the crew to discuss X-Men 97

03:35: New Show! Can Melissa Eat It?

05:52: X-Men 97 First Class?

07:07: Pit Stop for Power Rangers talk

09:18: Overall feelings about season one

12:15: Melissa hates on Jubilee

14:04: Storm sees Sunspot, pops her balloon

26:00: Experience based Deadbeat Dad Call Out by Jamie

29:45: FoH

35:19: Storm rants about Rogue

42:10: JP drags Professor X

54:42: Jean Gray

57:54: The Return of Messy Morph!

59:39: Fight Scenes!

1:02:06: Revenge Rogue

1:05:58: A Tango for Three

1:08:35: Storm losing her powers

1:13:25: Everybody hates Scott?

1:16:30: Death Bird has a point

1:18:41: One thing you hope is addressed in season 2?

1:22:30: Boneless Wolverine

1:28:05: Age gap relationships

1:30:30: More season 2 hopes

1:34:00: Find Us Online!

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Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

De's pick, "Ruined: A Mafia Romance (Dark Hearts Book 1)" Won the first Pitch War! If you want to vote in the next Pitch War, join our patreon!

03:16: Tiffany starts the review

14:14: Everand

15:12: Daisy Jones and The Six (TV Show & Book)

18:00: The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo: A Novel

19:32 The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillory

21:55: Fear of Book Hype

24:21: A Court of Thorns and Roses

34:36: Game of Thrones vs. House of the Dragon

37:05: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

38:25: Back to Poppy

41:58: The Coldest Winter Ever

44:49: Zilla

54:45: Broken (Dark Hearts Book 2)

55:10: Where to find your hosts!

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Hosts: Melissa, Maria Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: Melissa, Maria Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

04:42: Mel's niece is on Wattpad!

08:38: Join our Patreon Pitch War & Live stream get togethers!

11:55: The RWA Bankruptcy

21:01: TikTok for SBC

22:09: PSA

22:24: BookTok, Dark Romance, Murder, Racism, & Bloodlands

29:42: Fiction, Reality, AI, and Media Literacy

38:00: TikTok Shop

41:37: Race, Book sales, and a subscription service's failure.

50:07: Rehashing Cait Corrain

57:42: What are our hosts reading?

Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger Book 2

Bloodlands

Single Dads Club

I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend

Change of Heart

The Worst Guy

1:05:52: HoTD

1:07:54: Wrap up and where to find us!

https://nanicoolj.carrd.co/

Patreon

TresTiffany (twitter, IG, Threads, tiktok)

MelsCrowdedBookShelf (Threads & IG) & BlackGirlGeeky (twitter)

Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co) Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy http://discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: Melissa, Tiffany, De Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: Melissa, Maria Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

00:00 Dead Boy Detectives & the Supernatural prequel, The Winchesters

07:15 New Show! JP, Angry Black Woman. The Traditional Gamer Wife spin-off!

09:35: Welcome to the Chaos Show!

10:48 NNN as Living Single

12:58: Melissa tried to watch the animated reboot of Good Times

16:39: Futurama^3 & Disenchantment

18:55: Communal Millennial Regret

21:40: Gov't & Social Media

23:06: Needle free vaccines???

25:18: AI is all Clippy's sons

31:38: "Quiet Quitting" & Work Woes

42:41: New Show! Is This Food Still Good? Starring Melissa

44:50: Youtube Ideas (Maria cannot do make up like that, y'all),

46:00: New Show! High-Q w/Dr. J The Science Gay

47:43: Universal Fan Con2!

51:50: Imaginary youtube shows!

52:52: Find us online! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/

Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/

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ENJOY!

Hosts: De, JP, Melissa, Storm

Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm

Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm

Editor: De

Audio Production: De

Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production

Design: JP Fairfield

Social Media: Melissa, Storm

This is Not a RN's Idea of a Good Time(s)

Your six favorite nerds are not here for this reimagining of Good Times. Not only is it chock full of stereotypes and tired tropes, it isn't even remotely funny.

00:34 The "Good Times" trailer and show

10:30 JP tries the "Say Something Nice" Challenge

10:49 No one else participates in the challenge

15:00 BTS of the Original "Good Times"

16:38 The Times are Bad, actually

18:03 Sweet Daddy and the white writer's room

20:18 Beristein or Berenstain Bears?

21:47 Booger & Buffalo Butt

22:31 Melissa watched "Insatiable"

23:34 Melissa loves YNB

26:22 "Bad and Crazy"'s King of Pop

29:10 X-Men 97

32:56 De spins the block on Melissa

34:32 Rogue & Magneto.. RoguNeto? Mague?

35:45 Storm & Wolverine, and other mutant ships

38:51 Do you need to watch the original animated X-Men?

44:15 Gambit's Crop Top

45:58 Professor X says "F*ck them kids." and more X-Men 97 talk

50:10 "Heartbeat" the KDrama on Amazon Prime

51:19 "Love & Leashes"

52:53 Find us online!

Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

Melissa chats with Nicole Falls. Check out https://nicolefalls.com/booksxnic for all her books and https://theshopbynicolefalls.com/ for merch! Support Nicole & keep up with her on https://www.patreon.com/nicolefalls

03:30: Going into Women's Fic, New Year, New Ci: A Novel

06:10: What are the two tropes that you could read forever?

07:26: F*ck and Fall In Love

14:40: The easiest and the hardest parts of writing FaFiL

19:14: What pisses Melissa Off

21:00: Future Sequels F*ck Around and Find Out

23:50: Hunger & Thirst

26:00: Reading Book Reviews

29:20: The Hard Six

29:57: Two Romance/Erotica authors you would recommend?

• Christina C. Jones

• Ante Up

• Prior Affair

• Alexandra Warren

• Love Unsolicited

33:53: Favorite non-romance genre?

• Lisa Garnder

34:43: Which of your books would you most like to see on screen?

• Last First Kiss

• Nymphs & Trojans

36:18: BET

38:17: Favorite character you've written?

39:55: Do you have a character you regret?

40:44: Which of your books serves as the best introduction to you?

• Sparks Fly

• Last First Kiss

42:31: Books and projects to look out for?

45:29: What is your hot Romance take?

51:43: How to find Nicole!

Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co)

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Hosts: Melissa, Maria

Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm

Writing Team: Melissa, Maria

Editor: De

Audio Production: De

Theme Song: Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield

Social Media: Melissa, Storm

What's Rap Beef to a Senior Citizen Pastor? Ms. Noreen, a much beloved friend of the show and Jesus enthusiast, knows who Drake is, but not how we got here. It's up to De, JP, Melissa, and Maria to fill her in on the Kendrick and Drake Beef. Strap in as our neurospicy brains dive into the context of the most exciting rap beef of the 2000s; This is The Long Story. 3:42: In the beginning, there was Drake 6:40: Meek Mill & Drake & Pusha T: Menage a Beef 8:34: Drake has and is Weird with Women 14:55: Enter Kendrick 16:55: MIllie Bobby Brown, Billie Eilish, Hailey Bieber 20:50: Megan the Stallion, Tory Lanez, & Drikki 29:12: Future & Metro Boomin & JCole 31:44: Which beef is The Beef? 34:41: Pin review, Megan's Law/BBL Scars, JCole, Metro Boomin 35:16: Euphoria 39:17: Family Matters 44:43: Meet The Grahams 51:21: Not Like Us 53:28: Megan's Law Pin 55:16: Drake as a Colonizer 1:00:33: MetroBoomin Pin, BBL Drizzy 1:04:00: JCole Pin 1:05:33: Drake's Mastermind? 1:08:00: Canadian Bacon: The Weekend 1:09:30: Drake's Ego 1:13:12: $350K SA settlement 1:15:14 BBL Pin 1:19:47: Drake is a white woman 1:26:26: Is Drake a Trump? 1:27:27: ZIMMERMAN, DRAKE!? REALLY????!!! 1:30:00: 616 in LA 1:33:09: DJ KarenVlad 1:38:32: The Rap Girlies 1:42:55: Find us online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

In this episode Melissa talks with one of her favorite romance authors!

Special Guest, Author R.M. Virtues - https://www.rmvirtues.com/

Books by R.M. Virtues

• 2:02 Intro

• 4:59 Self Publishing

• 7:46 "Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger #2"

• 11:58: Fancasting the book

• 12:18 The Influence of Pose

• 13:12 Aphrodite, The Goddess of Love

• 15:22 Disability & Hephaestus' Journey

• 22:05 The easiest and hardest parts to write

• 28:48 The backstories in KMC

• 31:35 Rolling The Hard Six: Personal Questions

  • 2 Romance/Erotica Author recs

    • Tasha L. Harrison If She Says Yes

    • Katie Robert Wicked Villains

  • 36:13 Favorite Non-Romance Genre

    • Stephen Graham Jones

    • Sergio Gomez

    • The Exorcist (audiobook)

  • 39:33 Which of your books would you most like to see on screen?

  • 40:41 Favorite character that you've written?

  • 42:30 Do you have a character you regret?

  • 43:21 Which of your books is the best introduction to you?

    • "Keep Me Close: Gods of Hunger #2"

  • 45:26 What is your Romance Hot Take?

• 50:23 Promo time!

  • Sing Me to Sleep: A Series of Sacrilegious Events Novel

  • Let Me In : Gods of Hunger #3

  • Love Me Now: Gods of Hunger #4

• 57:05 Find R.M. Virtues online!

  • https://www.patreon.com/rmvirtues

  • @rmvirtues

Have you read the book? Tell us what you think about it on social media by checking out our carrd! (https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co)

Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy

ENJOY!

Hosts: Melissa, Maria

Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm

Writing Team: Melissa, Maria

Editor: De

Audio Production: De

Theme Song: Dreamy provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield

Social Media: Melissa, Storm

00:00 Greetings, Catching Up, & Baked Goods Dissertation 09:09 A sip of the new NNN show, "Flavors" 16:30 A byte of the NNN show, "Traditional Gamer Wife" 21:50 How you like your eggs? "Evenly Yolked" 24:00 Hanukkah Cake 26:15 Pork Bacon Supremacy! 27:47 Can Turkeys Fly? 29:46 Twitch Streams projecting game play on to body parts 32:49 Melissa is Jlo? 37:15 Did Justin Timberlake REALLY cry me a river? 41:12 JC Chasez 44:15 A preview of the new NNN show, "Hearts N*SYNC" 46:05 Adult & Work 47:11 The Lightskint Disrespect 51:45 Smokey Robinson 53:46 Return of the Traditional Gamer Wife 54:26 Kellogg's ban 56:00 Find us online!

Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm

Once again we have a very out there episode of Nerdgasm Noire for y'all. We talk about upcoming movies and shows we're excited about seeing, why all of the rappers are up in arms, as well as deciding which nepo babies are keepable and which we could do without. Also Team Queer tries to recruit Jamie to their team. We just need Natasha Lyonne to also join the team. Come check it out! 0:00: Knuckles Series trailer 4:10: Upcoming entertainment 5:43: Fantastic 4 & DC 9:37: XMen 97 & Star Trek are "Woke"? 16:28: Wicked 18:18 KELLY CLARKSON! 22:49: Blame it on the alcohol 24:54 Country Carter's impact 30:20: The Easy Listening Misogyny of Drake 38:08 Madame Web & Nepo Babies 43:00 3rd Rock from the Sun 47:00 Jamie Should Interview Chance The Rapper 50:10 Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy 51:31: Natasha Lyonne 55:01 Lyshana Lynch 56:42 Mr. & Mrs. Smith 59:38: The Marvels 1:05:20 Ron Pearlman is Zaddy? 1:06:25 True Detective, True Thirst 1:09:54 Finding a Lady Love 1:13:54: From JP to Janelle James 1:15:24: Where to find us online! Check out our carrd to see where you can find us! https://nerdgasmnoire.carrd.co/ Make sure you join our new discord channel and hang out with the community! discord.gg/7DqMZSy ENJOY! Hosts: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Producer: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Writing Team: De, Jamie, JP, Maria, Melissa, Storm Editor: De Audio Production: De Theme Song: Feelin Good provided by Mike (Pound 4 Pound Podcast) & Marion Moore from ALBM Production Design: JP Fairfield Social Media: Melissa, Storm