Sara and Mowgli begin discussing the new movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, but are quickly derailed. Like more quickly than usual. Sara wants to live in some kind of Libertarian-Socialist Wonderland and Mowgli is understandably skeptical.

Mowgli and Sara are mad, but they’re not stressin’. It only took a moment to reconcile the confusion of a Trump presidency – it’s unfair to write off all of his supporters as dumb racists, but it’s completely reasonable to hold the Democratic party responsible for their spectacular failure. Upset about the election and want … Continue reading Feeling Bernt Part I

The gang is here to help you get laid. Mowgli muses on how the Sith pick up chicks. It starts with force choking and ends with rape. Quicksilver/Flash has a similar tactic: Running around raping people too quickly for them to notice they’ve been violated. Sara shares handy dating tips if you find yourself walking … Continue reading I Fuck in a Bed Like an Adult (with special guests Jess, Veronica, and Fred)

It’s not fair that men get to have all the fun of yelling at strangers, so Sara is going to try her hand at catcalling. But first she and Mowgli have to figure out what to say. Whether it’s for a social experiment or getting laid is irrelevant.

Cartoons are the best way to motivate 90’s kids and after watching HarmonQuest, Sara and Mowgli decided to blow the dust off their dice and play Dungeons & Dragons again. Sara’s going to be DMing a short session so she’s giving Mowgli a summary of what they’ll be doing and the characters they’ll be doing … Continue reading Dice Rollers

Suicide Squad didn’t make any fucking sense, but at least we got drunk. The acting was adequate, fight scenes were blah, Enchantress wiggled a bunch, and we’re not entirely sure what the plot was. (The government needed deniability so they gathered up a bunch of villains, but during that process one of them escapes and…acts like a … Continue reading Suicide Gods

Virtually all of America’s problems can be solved with better education. Our education expert, Jess, demonstrates the practical difficulties with not lying to children anymore. The world is a shitty place and if we don’t illuminate that fact to kids they won’t feel the need to make it better.

Goku Black is the main antagonist (thus far) in Super’s new story arc and there is so much explaining that needs to happen. Sara and Mowgli toss around a few ideas, landing on a possible tie in with Xenoverse. The Kaioshin and time travel are definitely involved; Mowgli thinks Black could have become a god … Continue reading Goku Bracku

Our dear friend Johnny kept us on track with a number of topics which was helpful because Mowgli and Sara were pretty trashed. In a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock, Mowgli and Sara agree that The Rock’s size would be no match for Vin Diesel’s MMA and Muay Thai training. Johnny thinks that’s … Continue reading Celebrity Deathmatch (with special guest Johnny)

You don’t choose what makes your dick hard, what makes your dick hard chooses you.