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Never Believe It episodes

December 04, 2020Ep.25 – Oturaanza! Rob Thomas 52:13 (ft. Drew)
To Find The truth, We Must Employ The Expertiese Of Those Who Know Nothing
Broccoli looks like a dork but is actually cold with it
Naruto is unequipped to be around children
Prisons shoul DBE abolished BUT naruto needs to go to jail
Capitalist chaos is naruto- oturan is smooth socialism
WHEN THE DEVIL COAXES YOU INTO A SNAFU YOU LOSE ALL YOUR SKILLS AND S=IT SEEMS OTURAN HAVE ABANDONED YOU
POWER MAKES YOU INTO A PIECE OF SHIT. DESPICABLE
NARUTO SAYS LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! GUILLOUTINE?
But there are good leaders!!! JUST NOT NARUTO
NARUTO IS JUST A BAD PERSON
QHWN YOU FEEL THE LACK OF OR=TURAN YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN TOWARDS SONIC
SCIENCE IS EMBARRASSING AND CAN LEAD YOU TO ACHIEVE PURE HORNINESS, THE GOOD KIND.
NARUTO PROBABLY SMOKES
You die immediately if you’re horny your face explodes in blood
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1 hr
December 03, 2020Ep.24 – Oturaanza! Papa 19:10 (Part 1)
RELATIONSHIPS
1 GAYnin
Fated Rivals
Weak Boned and their Supportive Pillar
Secretly Crushing and their Indifferent Crush
THE BETRAYED ONE and the betrayer
TWO PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER NOT BE FRIENDS
Ninja and Animal Companion
2 Student-Mentor
Mysterious teacher and dedicated student
Hokage and son
Big Brother Little Brother
Spiritual leader and member of the flock
Villain and acolyte
Truck carried on the back of another truck
3 GAMEine
Crime boss and assistant
Feuding crime family members
Rogue ninjas (the bad ones)
Delinquent kids
Henchmen in arms
Bone Heretic and Man o’ Bones
4 The Church of Oturan
Ambassadors of Oturan (street preachers)
Chosen one and sceptic
Doubtful Converts
Hardcore believers
Repenting and unrepenting sinners
BRINGER & DESTROYER OF LIFE
Masashi Kishimoto and those he attempts to Touch
5 The Past
Shared trauma!
Tied together by revenge
Not sure where they remember each other from
Your dads know each other
One betrayed the other
One saved the other
6 Knowledge
One is withholding the secret of the Nina Way from the other
Sharing the truth of Oturan
Thou hast seen too much…
One is concealing something from the other.
No one can find out about the time you both…
One of you has the Braincell
NEEDS
1 To Learn
... Why your shoes are Like That
... What everyone is hiding from you
... What is Naruto?
... How to gain power
... The Teachings of Oturan
... Who YOU really are?????
2 To Escape
... The lies you have been told
... Your False Name
... From your life of crime
... From the cycle of life and death
... Your dark past...
… From HELL
3 To Protect
... your FRIENDS
... the memory of your parents
... the weak of bones
... the RIGHTS OF THE PROLETARIAT
... everyone's immortal souls
... yourself from CURSED AND UNHOLY ACTS
4 To Serve
... Your village, the leaf village I guess?
... Yourself and nothing else!
... Oturan, praise him
... ramen, at your ramen shop, delicious
... looks, at all times. Im talkin fashion baby
… Justice, at all costs
5 To DESTROY
... CAPITALISM
... SINNERS
... GRAVITY
... THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE YOU
... AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
... nothing at all :-)
6 To Make Friends
... with your enemies
... with everyone!
... so you can gain POWER!
... with OTURAN HIMSELF
... like any friends, at all. even just one single friend.
... so that you can become a GAYnin
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22 min
December 02, 2020Ep.23 – Oturaanza! Ray 10:20
On This First Day Of Oturaanza We Must Pay Respects To Our Lady of The Court ATANIH
TENENTS:
you can shit but shidding and farding humour is not ALLOWED we dont LIKE it
Shidding is how you expel sin from your body????
Narto was farto- DO NOT
smiling serenely It was a complete failure!
One is born respecting women and you must work hard all of your life to avoid losing your respecting women juice BUT you can regain it once you exorcise the evil influences from your life
We are all born clothed (in the love or oturan, in women respecting juice)
This is praxis
The nose is the window to the soul if you look up the nose you see the soul and all is laid bare
Atanih is ETERNAL we worship her strength. Hinata is at one with her godhood
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35 min
December 01, 2020 Ep.22 – Oturaanza! The Story of Oturaanza, Part One
Oturaanza!
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4 min
October 18, 2020Ep.21 – Fin. 47:15
In today's church the Narupostles tackle an episode of Naruto "Filler" that ohgodohfuck uh might just be too much for them to process. In epiosde 165 - The Death of Naruto jhjh oh boy the truth they confront might just bbreak them as a pdocast. Will this be the end of UGH I HATE THIS Never Believe It?
— Colin
Tenents of Episode 26:
Naruto died in the land of birds he has been dead for a long time
The devil died for gay love (its just love but they happened to be gay)- are we sure the devil is bad?
Evil is a human trait, the devil is a cosmic force beyond evil. Lady tsunade embodies capitalism which is an evil human force.
The devil is the ocean from which the rivers of evil flow forth.
Even after we are dead we still have a message to send and we can send that message through podcasting
Are we dead?
We live as this podcast records and we die as it ends WE KNOW WE ARE IN A SHOW AND WE PROGRESS OUR LIVES THROUGH PODCAST EPSIODES
We have to stop recording to find out
THE FIRST LINE ON NARUTO’S FACE IS KAKASHI THE SECOND IS SMOKIN JONNY
IT IS MARBELLOUS
SIX LINES, THREE FRIENDS, NINE GENDERS. 18 FOLD PATH
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49 min
October 04, 2020 Ep.20 – Sasha 1:30:00
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EVERYTHING IS FINE. THE PODCAST IS DOING GREAT. NOTHING IS SICK. TIME IS REAL. WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. CAN’T YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST? DON’T STOP LISTENING. DON’T STOP NOT BELIEVING IT.
27- 2 sasuke will never fuck and he is a unicorn
27- 3 kurama is a pumpkin
27- 4 the drawings were moving
27- 5 oturan says unionise
27- 6 naruto’s spectral form is a swan
27- 7 DONT forget about the moon
27- 8 you need to go to the warm place for your agonies (hot spring)
27- 9 strong feet pressure is harmful for self esteem pensive emoji its ok to keep your sandals on
27- 10 oturan’s principles extend to the show’s production itself, His influence is wide
27- 11 do NOT separate them
27- 12 unicorns are real and it’s impossible to draw them, only photos
27- 13 narutoturan
27-14 No Murders (yet)
27-15 maybe a little murder as a treat
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1 hr 36 min
September 20, 2020 Ep.19 – Craig: 2020-07-08T16:06:57.302Z-The Church of Nart-512261531
CRAIG??!!???? GET OUT OF HERE
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25 min
September 06, 2020Ep.18 – The Real Sarah 3:13
Sarah:
Yeah?
Yeah! yeah, yeah
Ray?
No you go first
No, I don't think so actually
NEVER BELIEVE IT
Mhm mhm
Hold on I gotta blow my nose
Hm sorry I wasn't paying attention
Hey Riley
Guys I'm right here
CONFESS
[laughing]
Riley:
Yeah?
TWO
That's interesting, what do you think about that Sarah?
That's interesting, what do you think about that Ray?
[sigh] yeah.
[Sad]no...
Hi My Name is Riley Hopkins my pronouns are he and they and I will NEVER believe it
NEVER BELIEVE IT
Yes!
No!
But what do you think this says about friendship?
This is a serious podcast about the nature of truth
Sarah?
Riley?
Rev like reverend rye like rye
Ray?
O...Tu... Ran....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm right here, stop talking about me like im not right here
Please ignore what i just said.
I wish I was really here
THE DEVIL#
Hmm. I'm not sure what I think of that
Bread.
Ray
Yes!
Yeah
I'd really like to hear more about that
Wow
Why dso we bash narutoes
What do you think that means
What did you think the episode was about?
We're all really here
Watch out for those toesies
Vile
Vile
Vile
Vile
This is antipodcasting
This is a serious podcast
so what do you think this episode was about?
Sasuke and Naruto will always be friends prove me wrong
Hi my name is Ray, my pronouns are they and them and I, will never believe it.
Okay!
Okay?
No, I'm the real riley hopkins
No
Never believe it!
NEVER BELIEVE IT
Naruto has a son called Burrito
Hahahahahahahaha
mhm
Lets all join hands
MhmhmhmhmHmHmHm - Dumb.
It's good to me
It's called calciYUM, not CalciYuck
I'm Riley Hopkins
I'm definitely real for sure 100%
I'm a genuis you're a genuis
I will never Game
I want to talk about shmokin johnny
I don't like to see it no thank you
I didn't hear that what?
Hideos to my eyes
Good podcast everybody
Friendship sucks shit
Disgusting
Confess
CONFESS
but what do you think it means though?
Bout to Bust a Nart
are you the real riley hopkins
Am I pretend are you pretend?
Colin
so how's everone feeling about this new pokemon?
ha ha ha ha
I'm gonna guess everybody's gone? nobody can hear me?
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18 min
August 23, 2020Ep.16 – "Riley" 5:28
Just a quick note - Riley was a bit down this episode, so if you think there's something wrong with their audio, don't worry, they just weren't feeling themself today! it's fine!
You think something is one thing and then its bees
Bees are everything protect the bees
Hinata gets her power from bread it helps with her anemia and makes her strong. If you eat bread you will be strong unless you have a wheat allergy
Sometimes self care is doing things you don’t want to do
Bees are communists and our friends
To save the world we must befriend the bees and the communists
ORGANISERS not COPS- cops are the natural enemies of bees
IN ORDER TO SAVE THE BEES WE HAVE TO ABOLISH AND PROSECUTE THE POLICE
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30 min
August 09, 2020Ep.17 – Tim 32:10
You had BETTER BELIEVE that The Award Winning Podcast Never Believe is is NOT A CULT!!!
WE'RE NOT A CULT!!!!
Oh, you don't believe us??!!! Well then maybe you'll believe the really cool and funny podcaster TIM BATT from the really cool and funny podcast The Worst Idea of All Time!!!! He's here and He Said So
Can’t spell CUultrural pohenominin without cult
Sasuke is the little girl at the end stirring the hot pot at the end and gets bashed with a spoon
Samarasuke
SILICA IS FOR BONE PROTECTION- glass replace bones
The opposite of a human is a gas ghost
If you eat smart people’s brains you gain their intellect. If u eat human emotions you gain the human motions in your body
The curry of life contains mountain dew, mercury, glass, gamer tears and HUMAN EMOTIONs
You have to respect funerals
The old Lady is an enemy of Small Business
Neji Is Allergic To Life
Never Believe it Podcast is almost Certainly Not A Cult Im Winking
Tim's Twitter | Jamie's Twitter | Podcast Twitter
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41 min

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This is a podcast in which we search for the greater truth – the Narutruth – within the blasphemous media property known as Naruto. Each episode we watch an episode of Naruto "filler" and figure what…

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