Never Believe It

Never Believe It

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Never Believe It episodes

  • Ep.14 – Riley 1:41
    1. -gan is a suffix for political theory, and how it energizes into their eyes
    2. Byakugan-Bakugo
    3. Shark boy and lava girl is good

      4. its jamie

      its twitter

      37 min
    4. Ep.13 – Ray 35:02

      We invite you into our hearts, and we will not take responsibility for any harm you may suffer there.

      1. Sasuke has an alternate Self called Sadsuke
      2. Sadsuke is, unfortunately, a Gamer
      3. Mechahasakurage
      4. Naruto and evangelion are Filmed on The Same Lot
      5. Sasuke is the weakest truck, he is carried upon the back of naruto who is carries on the strong 96 back of
        6. 38 min
      6. Ep.12 – Riley 15:34
        1. Shikamaru is lactating the wo POPCORN men respecting juice from his women respecting udders
        2. Oturan POPCORN says “cut this out of the podcast”
        3. If you are horny you will die- if you are abstinent you will live forever. But neither is the better POPCORN path
        4. When there is violencePOP/CORNsilence threatened, you should a- hug, 2- class consciousness 3- bimbofication and if none of them POPCORN work you can do no more
        5. POPCORN Hugging is good and important
        6. Tik tok is full of liars
        7. Jutsus are manifestations of your coolness. If you are coPOPCORNol then you can say whatever you want
          8. 38 min
        8. Max 3:10
          1. Boys
          2. Revenge
          3. James Dean
          4. Cool bad Girl Version of Taylor Swift Who was The Hot Smart One from the Story of Us Music Video
          5. Shakesperian Play
          6. Me!
          7. Me(max)
          8. Wedding Crashers
          9. You Ever Just Sit In Your Truck?
            10. 4 min
          10. Ep.11 – Sarah 36:18

            THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET A SINNER INTO YOUR HOUSE, ONE WHOSE EYES ARE UNCLEAN FROM THE LIES OF KISHIMOTO, THEY HAVE PLUNGED THEMSELF INTO MISINFORMATION AND WE WILL DROWN TOO, UNABLE TO BREATHE THE RIGHTEOUS AIR OF KISHIMOTO’S TRUTH. DO YOU CONDEMN US?

            Tenets:

            1. BONE HERESY is when you are exploit the power of bonelessness and do not follow Oturan
            2. GAMEine are Ninja’s of LONELINESS and being FUCKING LOSERS. They can only be defeated by friendship
            3. DO NOT TOUCH US KISHIMOTOe
            4. onE DAY SMOKIN JOHNNY WILL APPEAR TO US AND REVEAL THE FULL TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
            5. Tail is another word for GENDER and THATS ALL.

              6. Thank you Colin for guesting on the episode! Take a Walk with them

              47 min
            6. Ep.10 – Mitski 30:55

              Close your eyes. Breathe. Listen to the silence of the cats overture within you. In its depths you will feel nine distinct pulses of life; these are your genders.

              Share them with us at narutohead.band!

              1. Never skip feet and hand day
              2. Shoes are Holy; they cover and protecc the feets. If you donot wear shoes you are a SINNER and you will be punished
              3. The Three are within the one
              4. There are many withing the one
              5. Naruto has 9 genders: Oturan, Naruto, Horny naruto, Bandless Naruto, Anger, B O N E L E S S , Collective Action. Naruto’s 7th gender is Friendship. Illegal Ramen, Toes.

                6. Jamie

                48 min
              6. Ep.9 – Sarah & Riley 27:51

                IT HAS BEGUN

                [existential content warning for this one, lads]

                1. Orochivapours
                2. AVAD
                3. Frog is Tetsuya Nomura
                4. Sasuke’s not dead he is suffering the worst possible fate a person can suffer - the rejection of friendship
                  5. 43 min
                5. Ep.8 – Sarah 21:38

                  Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath.

                  Take a deep breath. Inhale Inhale Inhale through your nose and out through your mouth. Out through your mouth. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] There is something bright inside of you, do not let it go.

                  6.1 Tsunade surgically removede the hortny part of Naruto in order to SUMMON Jiraya(thee evil one) from HELL itself.

                  6.2 Bonelses Sasuke
                  6.3 Sasuke and Naruto will NEVER not be friends
                  6.4 HornyNaturo is a necessary evil that allows teh rest of humanity to be free from sin
                  6.5 What if naruto woke up in the hospital with less bones and he said wheres sasuke and the doctor came in and said who do you think kissed you and took away all your bones like if you cry everytime
                  6.6 Boingy boingy boingy boimngy boing
                  6.7 Sin is stored in the bones WHAT IFYOU WANTED TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT GOD SAID NO YOU HAVE BONES

                  44 min
                6. Ep.7 – Ray 25:13

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                  5.18 Kssng s fr Bn Prtctin: ClciYUM, nt CalcYUCK

                  5.19 IS hll s th cncpt f Etrnty? Y*s

                  5.20 Rspct Whls!!!!!!!!!!!only fw lft!!!!!

                  5.21 Ths s th nd

                  37 min

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                This is a podcast in which we search for the greater truth – the Narutruth – within the blasphemous media property known as Naruto. Each episode we watch an episode of Naruto "filler" and figure what…