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  • Ep.6 – Riley 18:18

    5.15 - Only Demons Vape

    5.16 - Sasuke played pink pong once and he broke all his bones and he saiud oof ow my bones

    this is music

    40 min
  • Ep.5 – Sarah 18:45

    The road is long and the stairs are steep. We are being tested,

    The answer is unclear, to understand it we must remain with
    The friends who have been by our side all along. We have not forgotten
    The attempt to lead us astray- we are steadfast. Also,
    The new Sonic movie is really good.

    The:

    5.7 - Sakura hgas aq big jet plane that turns into a big robit

    5.8 - KNUCKLES IS NARUTO BECAUSE HE HAS FROSTED TIPS
    5.9 - oTURAN IS OUR friend
    5.10 - yOU To CAN BE A GAYnin - WHIOCH IS A NINJA OF FRIENDSHIP
    5.11 - Naruto's greatedt weaknes is acupunctute
    5.12 - Power iz stored in the TOES
    5.13 - The NINJA SHOES are the measure of our souls
    5.14 - Sonic movie good

    46 min
  • Ep.4 – Ray 32:45

    5.1 - Naturo has a son called burrito

    5.2 - Sasuke has glass bones and paper skin
    5.3 -Why dso we bash narutoes for not being there for other ninjas buit we never qwuestion if the othjer ninja have bad viubed or of their just bad tvives to be aroung
    5.4 - THe famous naruto run consists of LEG STILL, ARMS TUCKED IN, NO MOVEMENT - Just u fly
    5.5 - In order to enjoy Oturan, you must give up My Hero Academia
    5.6 - Oturan 420: says blaze it Its all about that leaf babey

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep.3 – Ensemble 25:12
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    33 min
  • Ep.2 – Riley 26:37

    What is truth? What does it mean to deserve to be alive? Do you vouch for the goodness of the devil, or condemn her? Will we ever be free from our own vision, interpretation, flaws? We take this path knowing not where it will lead us, but we know this:

    3:1 Lady Tsunade is the Devil.

    3:2 The Two Are Within the One.
    3:3 That which once was shall no longer Be
    3:4 The true and holy message of The Last Jedi is to watch Naruto filler.
    3:5 If you are willing to purge yourself of the sinner’s juice, then you too can be free

    Music | Andrew

    33 min
  • Ep.1 – Ray 12:22

    Tenents established previously:

    1. They’re aware that they’re in a show and can only progress their lives using cassette tapes
    2. Kakashi is hot
    3. Tenents establised this episode:

      1. Animals speak in human voice, uttering only the onomatopeic noises that they have been assigned
      2. If You Are Horny You Will Die: beware of being consumed by your wants, for thus, you will be the creator of your own hell. RIP the white haired man in episode 97. Volcel anime confirmed.
      3. Comrade Naruto - “stop hoarding wealth you bourgeouis fuck! Hypocrite that you are”.
      4. Naruto: Smart and Sensible boy, a Master of Tricks. His TRUE appearance is that of a bowlcut and a white bathrobe.
      5. Oturan has seen our work and sent a vision of himself unto us; he recognises our path as virtuous and commands that we follow him.
      6. 35 min
      7. Some content warnings before you start

        Greetings, Podcast listener! Before you embark on this journey, there are some things you should be aware of. This podcast contains potentialy challenging material, such as:

        • Reality distortion
        • Religious themes
        • Loud/sudden noises, glitchy stuff
        • Death, existentialism
        • "Musical Comedy"
        • We make this show intentionally difficult in its delivery (some are calling it anti-podcasting), but try to keep the actual content inside relatively wholesome

          We also want to affirm that each episode is recorded with safety tools in place, and that any antagonism displayed between hosts (and guests) is done with fully communicated consent. What you hear may be complete chaos, but we DO take care of each other before and after recording, so Never Believe It!

          9 min

        About Never Believe It

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        This is a podcast in which we search for the greater truth – the Narutruth – within the blasphemous media property known as Naruto. Each episode we watch an episode of Naruto "filler" and figure what…