Never Free To Play

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  • #5 – Half-Lifes and Half-Truths

    What's even real anymore? Jason and Karch bend the limits of truth, perception and reality on week two of quarantine life. But first, Karch brags about his new promotion to community manager. Then news, where we dunk on Playstation 5 before coming back to it like a bad relationship. Gamestop pushes the limits of human decency, and even Karch begins to wonder if they should stick around. Resident VR expert Jason gives his spoiler-free impressions on the long awaited Half-Life: Alyx and the whimsical Budget Cuts. Karch bids farewell to Ori as he moves to a deserted island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons where he discovers his wife was a real gamer all along. Then, suddenly, a wild listener appears and with it, our first listener question. Finally, we extend the olive branch of peace to Greg. Will he take it? 
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  • #4 – Ori and the Will of the Fallen Order: Return of the Karch

    Welcome to the Isolation Desolation! Jason and Karch are working remote as beloved guest host Greg comes down with COVID-19. Karch returns from probation, refreshed and repentant. E3 is cancelled and hypotheses abound on what early June will look like now. Karch gives a small tribute to Kyle Bosman while simultaneously announcing to steal away Easy Allies’ listeners during these tumultuous times. Jason preaches the truth about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order while Karch nods along with a silent refrain of “I told you”. Followed by the ramblings of a man who isn’t all there as Karch discusses his experiences returning to Fire Emblem: Three Houses and newly released Ori and the Will of the Wisps. We wrap it up with some game mechanic grievances. Unlike Fallen Order, you won’t want to fast travel through this episode!







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  • #4 – Ori and the Will of the Fallen Order: Return of the Karch

    Welcome to the Isolation Desolation! Jason and Karch are working remote as beloved guest host Greg comes down with COVID-19. Karch returns from probation, refreshed and repentant. E3 is cancelled and hypotheses abound on what early June will look like now. Karch gives a small tribute to Kyle Bosman while simultaneously announcing to steal away Easy Allies’ listeners during these tumultuous times. Jason preaches the truth about Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order while Karch nods along with a silent refrain of “I told you”. Followed by the ramblings of a man who isn’t all there as Karch discusses his experiences returning to Fire Emblem: Three Houses and newly released Ori and the Will of the Wisps. We wrap it up with some game mechanic grievances. Unlike Fallen Order, you won’t want to fast travel through this episode!







    Support us at patreon.com/neverfreetoplay
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  • #3 – The Probation Vacation

    Join us for a special episode with guest host Greg “The Worst” Artalona. We discuss Ghost of Tsushima’s imminent release and the newly announced “The Last of Us” series from HBO and Playstation Productions. We debate on whether or not the coronavirus will be the end of E3 as well as whether or not Game Stop’s newest business strategy will be the end of the company. 



    We then go on to talk about the games we WISH we were playing, and deep-dive into Greg’s former Diablo 2 addiction ... Yea, I know the description isn’t as good as it normally is, but Karch is on vacation. Give me a break. 



    Please consider supporting our show at patreon.com/neverfreetoplay
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  • #3 – The Probation Vacation

    Join us for a special episode with guest host Greg “The Worst” Artalona. We discuss Ghost of Tsushima’s imminent release and the newly announced “The Last of Us” series from HBO and Playstation Productions. We debate on whether or not the coronavirus will be the end of E3 as well as whether or not Game Stop’s newest business strategy will be the end of the company. 



    We then go on to talk about the games we WISH we were playing, and deep-dive into Greg’s former Diablo 2 addiction ... Yea, I know the description isn’t as good as it normally is, but Karch is on vacation. Give me a break. 



    Please consider supporting our show at patreon.com/neverfreetoplay
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  • #2 – Final Fantasy 7 Re-made Us an Offer We Couldn’t Refuse
    Final Fantasy 7 Remake has arrived! Well, the demo has anyway and both Jason and Karch are ready to share their thoughts on what is shaping up to be a promising re-imagining of the beloved classic. Before that though, learn a little bit more about this duo’s origins and just how many poetry books they wrote together (the number will SHOCK you!). In the news, trouble continues to brew as additional publishers remove their games from Nvidia’s GeForce NOW service, causing the boys to question why ‘Big Gaming’ can’t keep its nose out of our lives. Finally the episode wraps up with another trip down memory lane as we reach into the far corners of our minds for some of our earliest gaming-related memories.
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  • #2 – Final Fantasy 7 Re-made Us an Offer We Couldn’t Refuse
    Final Fantasy 7 Remake has arrived! Well, the demo has anyway and both Jason and Karch are ready to share their thoughts on what is shaping up to be a promising re-imagining of the beloved classic. Before that though, learn a little bit more about this duo’s origins and just how many poetry books they wrote together (the number will SHOCK you!). In the news, trouble continues to brew as additional publishers remove their games from Nvidia’s GeForce NOW service, causing the boys to question why ‘Big Gaming’ can’t keep its nose out of our lives. Finally the episode wraps up with another trip down memory lane as we reach into the far corners of our minds for some of our earliest gaming-related memories.
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  • #1 – The Pilot

    Welcome to the inaugural episode of Never Free To Play, a gaming podcast from the minds and perspective of two “outsiders” with a passion for games and no time to play them. Join co-hosts Jason and Karch as they do a pretty okay job opening the podcast after a not-so-okay start. We start with some hopes and dreams for 2020, followed by news that threatens to turn those dreams into nightmares: Coronavirus. Diablo IV developers update isn’t doing Blizzard any favors in Karch’s eyes either. Next we talk a little bit about what we’ve been playing and most of it is glowing. Expect this segment to be much shorter in the future as we live up to our name and stay on brand. Following that we’ll wax on about the games we wish we were playing but simply have to pass on: Temtem and Borderlands 3. Jason asks Karch some questions and they both end up putting Super Mario World on a pedestal. Jason closes with his personal thoughts on why Greg is the worst. Find out if he’s lying or telling the truth. 



    To support our podcast please find us at patreon.com/neverfreetoplay








    1 hr 33 min
  • #1 – The Pilot

    Welcome to the inaugural episode of Never Free To Play, a gaming podcast from the minds and perspective of two “outsiders” with a passion for games and no time to play them. Join co-hosts Jason and Karch as they do a pretty okay job opening the podcast after a not-so-okay start. We start with some hopes and dreams for 2020, followed by news that threatens to turn those dreams into nightmares: Coronavirus. Diablo IV developers update isn’t doing Blizzard any favors in Karch’s eyes either. Next we talk a little bit about what we’ve been playing and most of it is glowing. Expect this segment to be much shorter in the future as we live up to our name and stay on brand. Following that we’ll wax on about the games we wish we were playing but simply have to pass on: Temtem and Borderlands 3. Jason asks Karch some questions and they both end up putting Super Mario World on a pedestal. Jason closes with his personal thoughts on why Greg is the worst. Find out if he’s lying or telling the truth. 



    To support our podcast please find us at patreon.com/neverfreetoplay








    1 hr 33 min

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We are two life-long best friends with a combined backlog that far exceeds the amount of free time available before an astrological event inevitably ends it all. Games cost a lot of time and money.…