Never Gonna Do That

In this episode, Sara and Garrett explore the world of annual conferences, professional development and networking experiences, and exhibit hall attractions....only it's for  associations they dream up in their demented brain boxes. Listen in as they design midnight moon meditations for werewolfs, imagine education sessions for serial killers who are wishing to scale their personal brand, and talk about hosting a career fair for assassins looking to learn  job skills such as negotiating contracts and contract kills. 

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In this week's episode, we continue to uncover the latest and greatest scandals of the super wealthy, the super human, and the SUPER EVIL. 

First, Garrett will unleash an uncensored exclusive on the illustrious and elusive DR. FINAL.

Then, we'll dish on the dirty dealings of those who aim to take our vexed villain down a notch or two and expose the seedy underbelly of the underlings who hope to steal the spotlight from our unassuming star.

Join us today for this tell-all tale of a deeply misunderstood fugitive with a fancy for fusion.

And stay for the AWESOME takedown of superheroes who SUPER SUCK.

Join us for double the pleasure and double the fun as we ponder the mystery of doppelgangers this week, asking...are they good, evil, or just bored and a little ambivalent? From double lives to double takes, this spooky story about unintended twins will have you both frightened out of your mind and doubled over in laughter.

Attention all you bitchin’ banshees and gossip-hungry ghouls! It's time for our plucky team of investigators and demonologists to sniff out some stories and then dispose of the evidence before wind of it hits Page Six. 

Today, Garrett will follow in the footsteps of a supernatural genius---from crashing a sexy seance and partying with poltergeists to generally performing ghostly feats of daring do. So cuddle up and turn out the lights because Garrett is gonna bust ghosts harder than he busts a nut in this Quaid File.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be so normal you make people sick? Get this question answered and more. Because today, Sara talks super powers, soap operas, and secret identities. Then wraps the show with exposing the seedy underbelly of amnesia, assassins, and clone genocide.

As it states in the orientation manual, our team unearths a new idea each week and then files it away before the very fabric of existence is threatened.

In this episode, Agent Garrett will dissect the undocumented dealings of aliens and humans as they struggle to survive and thrive alongside each other in a post-invasion world.

Links to Stuff Mentioned in the Show:

District 9 Official Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyLUwOcR5pk

YouTube Channel of Bill Plympton (Animator):
https://www.youtube.com/user/Plymptoons

Pssst. Hey you. Yeah you! Listen up as Sara shares private thoughts about walled off areas and not so secret gardens. Then, follow the frappuccino foam with her as she goes underground to investigate cafe conspiracy theories and expose eccentricities of the ancient, doddering, British elite. 

Sometimes when two people love each other very much, or get too drunk at a Pearl Jam concert and meet John at the merch table, they get married and have a baby...Sometimes not in that order. And then there's other times when they realize it just won't work out...Or that they've wasted the last 9 years with a half-brain who's definition of romance involves springing for a case of High Life. 

Sit down with Garrett and Sara this week as they tackle the tough topic of divorce. Their candid conversation is sure to take you for a loop - dy loop  and send your tummy into a tizzy.

This week our favorite gumshoe, Garrett, investigates a cold heat where characters combat cabin fever and nothing is what it seems. So bundle up and settle in for a sexy, snow-filled story filled with climate change cover-ups, elf revolutions, boyhood crushes, and unapologetic android lovemaking. We guarantee you’ll be riding a Rockin’ Rye high when we're through with you. 

Today, Garrett will share the good news on what the sweet sisters of Saint Katherine's have been up to in this creative conversation about potential storylines for our version of Sister Act 3.

And just like the Bible, this story is full of insights and intrigue ---- including heists, half-time shows, and the Mall of America.