We’ve been down with the sickness but that won’t stop us from coming at you with our weekly Battlehawks update. We weigh in on Bud Light Seltzers. We also bring you deer traffic strategies and “Crazy Bitch” legislation. Finally we wrap up our series on Vheissu, the incredible album by Thrice. Enjoy!

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OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are now exclusively a St. Louis Battlehawks program. We open with discussion about the undefeated season. We also have a couple ghost stories for y’all. Tic-Tac-Toe strategies. Judge Jerry Corner. The return of Maury. Then we’re back with Thrice part 2! Enjoy the show.

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Do we live in a simulation? Is Alex an alien? We have some stories from SWIM and Applebees’s. Then we get into a surprisingly intense discussion about Lizzo and the halftime show and finally start our Thrice series! Enjoy.

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Coming at you live from an IKEA we got lost in: we give our Super Bowl picks and some sage gambling advice. Was the Stanley Cup a good kisser? We get in some wedding destination talk and a couple urination stories. Don’t judge us. Then we check out some songs from Jack Harlow and nothing.nowhere. Enjoy!

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This week we write the script for a new Final Destination movie and discuss our cardiac health. We also give you guys a great idea for a deer taco stand. We’re sneaking up on meat. Then we play a few obscure New Found Glory songs. Enjoy some pop punk. Drink a truly and hit the Juulie til you’re coolie. #BDW

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This week we have an envelope debate and discuss our first cigarettes. We’re also back around to NASCAR corner. We also have #BigDickWeekend and we jam some MewithoutYou in preparation to see Thrice next month. Enjoy!

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Remember Miss Cleo? We do. We also introduce #LittleDickWeekend. We also tell an incredibly regrettable strip club story (we wish we hadn’t). We also want to clear up that we are not personally Hopsin. We also come back with some quick hits, including DaBaby and the newest Justin Bieber song. Then we take a look at the 2020 Boonnaroo lineup and show you guys what we’re listening to right now.

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Happy new year, y’all! This week we have world famous Kentucky whiskey pizza, forgetting our lines, BMX biking and trash talk at football games. We also somehow find a way to get to Insane Clown Posse, so you’re welcome for that. And later; has Joe Rogan ever had Satan on the show? Then we check out a pretty unique rapper named Hopsin. Enjoy!

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This week we have roller skating dog walkers, Santa skepticism, Bud Light Platinum tall boys and how to escape family after Christmas. We also share a Coke with Boris and come back at y’all with more quick hits. Then we check out some freestyles by Lil Dicky.

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This week we have Christmas stress and take strong stands on Baby Yoda, Friends, drinking bath water and more. We also check out some really good freestyles from some of our favorite rappers and learn of Alex’s aspiring rap career. Enjoy!

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