Never Heard It

We have live alligators, the VIP room at Fuddrucker's, and Alex's ENGAGEMENT TO BE WED! Plus, probably most importantly, the introduction of our newest and best segment: #BigDickWeekend, salty urethras, and more. Episode 53 out now!

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Technical difficulties. Life. Sometimes they happen. Alex is on his way to a wonderful vacation on the pristine beaches of Florida so this week we're hitting you nerds with one from the vaults. We recorded this a little while back and never released it, for obvious reasons. HOWEVER, it's a perfect episode to listen to this week while we plan to get our affairs back in order for next week. Enjoy Limp Bizkit!

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We revisit our old friend 6ix9ine (1:15), talk about our favorite varieties of Lockup (6:12), prison food recipes (8:00), our favorite hunting programs (9:26), we're in trouble with vegans (11:19), a shout out to our Bulgarian listeners (11:52), and of course the new Korn record (20:14). Plus an education and a debate on actual corn (21:25). AND what is Santa really up to when it comes to corn?

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We're talking about candy cigarettes, Carlo Rossi, fantasy football, maracas, handpans, how to pick up girls by playing the recorder, and Lil Wayne.

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Episode 50! We made it. We celebrated by talking about dead horses, kids' art, hurricanes, what inspires us and in predictable Never Heard it fashion, 50 Cent. Thanks for 50 episodes! We love you guys.

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With election season coming in hot we nominate a wizard for President. We also discuss the one and only Vermin Supreme. Every American gets a pony, so congratulations. We hope you have a place to keep it and the budget for horse feed. We also decide MGK is the greatest rapper alive based on his Carlo Rossi reference. And Panic! at the Disco. Enjoy!

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It's frogs again, the flat earth, Gatorade, robot birds, Alex's son is in trouble again and we listen to JAY-Z. Also, if you want the truth, visit birdsarentreal.com. Please enjoy our most dangerous episode yet.

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We're talking JNCO stories, petty theft, how to get a job and the fact that Tool is now on Spotify. Also, ARE librarians secret Windtalkers? Plus getting beat into gangs. Oh, and how Dave Ramsey convinced Alex's sister to delete the Internet. It's one smooth hour of bullshit.

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We're talking about rich vagrants, the nicest rooms Hampton Inn & Suites has to offer, a bottled water disagreement, and check in on Pencil Corner. Plus we show each other some of the heavy music we've been jamming lately. DO we like The Cat?

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We're talking about buddha statues, stowaways and 9/11. We love podcasts so we discussed some our favorites, along with a lot of other stuff. It's cool!

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