Hiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. 

Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)! It's nowhere near as good as The Strangers (2008) and if for some reason you have to choose which one to watch, definitely go with the original. 

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We stayed shockingly on track but here's a screenshot of the view behind me while we were recording that was giving Samara from The Ring (2002) vibes

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Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies.

Today, we're talking TAROT (2024) which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it instead it was pretty ok! We also discuss Kelly's home invader and Chelsea's Guillermo Del Toro's tarot deck. Give her a listen!

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Show notes:

• Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall (youtube) 
• Tarot del Toro (amazon)
• THE FALL (2006) isn't streaming! Boooo! (JustWatch.com)
• The Fall by Camus (wikipedia)
• Gates of Paradise (smithsonian mag)
• Horrorscope by Nicholas Adams (goodreads)
• Death gremlins in DEAD LIKE ME (deadlikeme.fandom.com)
• Elisa Lam elevator video (youtube)
• Dybbuk box - the wiki now includes the details of the hoax!
• [monster concepts] Trevor Henderson's ig @slimyswampghost
• [monster sfx designer] Dan Martin's ig @13fingerfx
• [tarot card artist] Richad Wells' ig @slipper_jack

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Hello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters that sound like "a can of beans," appreciating the art of pec bouncing, and various pools and piles of bodies in film. 

Join us in two weeks to talk about the upcoming movie TAROT (2024). Do you think it will be good? Bad? Bad-good? Let us know in a review! And come back in two weeks to see if we agree!

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We're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're returning by covering all the new horror coming out over the next few months, starting with Late Night With the Devil (2024)!

We're also discussing The Cleansing Hour (2020) and Ghostwatch (1992), and we'll be spoiling all three. As such, here are some useful timestamps in case you want to skip from one movie to the next.

0:48:00 - start Ghostwatch

0:53:15 - end Ghostwatch

1:03:43 - start The Cleansing Hour 

1:09:26 - end The Cleansing Hour

1:16:45 - start Monkeyman

1:19:40 - start The Cleansing Hour again

1:23:38 - end The Cleansing Hour

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Hellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the Hellier crew.

If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so thought provoking and unexpected and we'll be revisiting it again and again.

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Show notes:

• THE LOST BOYS (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-lost-boys
• THE UNHOLY (2021) (not great and yet Kelly loves it) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-unholy-2021
• our cryptid series playlist on spotify https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5uOBrBPBPIZyEwgFDU8KbF?si=ebf0649e320b4049
• Greg and Dana's Traveling Museum of The Paranormal & Occult https://paramuseum.com/
• blue cover blonde lady 
• karl with a k (and a puka shell necklace) https://twitter.com/KarlPfeiffer/status/1317229001534971907
• The Ghoulies https://theghouliesdenver.bandcamp.com/album/violent-summer
• Spirits of the Stanley https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL34zsUPmZp5p4yYzW-7kVqgBSpBR2gdVI&si=kJHF9RjVvHqqXX56
• Spooked podcast - the lamb story https://soundcloud.com/snapjudgment/take-me-home-spooked

Join us in two weeks as we begin our new series entitled Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. We'll be kicking it off with the new TOTALLY KILLER (2023)!! Radical!! 

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Hello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways metaphorically but in others literally - but we'll announce that officially when the time comes.

ANYWAY.

In this episode we're talking OUIJA (2014), a fun little scary movie that is neither great nor terrible. Easy to watch. Come listen!

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Show notes:

• Saddle Shoes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddle_shoe
• Ideomotor phenomenon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideomotor_phenomenon 

Join us next week to talk about the new documentary THE UNBINDING (2023) by the same folks who did HELLIER (2019). Go ahead and buy this one, you'll only hate it if you hate good things.

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Hello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in!

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Show notes:

• The Unholy (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-unholy-2021
• Unfriended (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/unfriended
• David Gbori/the gissilent https://www.instagram.com/coolguyjokes87/
• The Champs https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-champs-with-neal-brennan-moshe-kasher/id450453090
  • this does not appear to be where kelly heard that sasha grey interview (which makes sense, given that the show highlights Black voices), so where did she hear that?
• Mothman statue https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/11/0c/f0/8e/photo0jpg.jpg?w=1200&h=1200&s=1
• Chuck Tingle https://www.amazon.com/Bisexual-Mothman-Mailman-Special-Delivery-ebook/dp/B08BYZ29D2

Join us in two weeks to discuss OUIJA (2014), a movie about teens playing with a spirit board! See you then, love you bye!

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This week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk. 

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Show notes:

• The Silver Bridge by Gray Barker https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/store/p49/The_Silver_Bridge%2FGray_Barker.html
• Maury Island Incident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Island_incident
• God Friended Me https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/god-friended-me
• Joan of Arcadia (not on JustWatch ???) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arcadia
• Tru Calling https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/tru-calling
• Daily Edition, which is actually called EARLY Edition, damn https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/early-edition
• Morley cigarettes https://www.etsy.com/listing/1070072506/the-smoking-man-morley-tobacco-frame-of
• Sausages: The Making of Dog Soldiers https://bloody-disgusting.com/books/3711883/sausages-the-making-of-dog-soldiers-releasing-friday-may-13th/
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/kiss-kiss-bang-bang

Make sure to join us in two weeks to continue our series on Party Games with WOULD YOU RATHER (2012)!

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Hello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call SPRINGBREAKERS (2013) "THE BLING RING (2013) for boys."

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Show notes:

• Spirit Box/Estes Method https://weekinweird.com/2019/01/24/estes-method-sb7-spirit-box-experiment-paranormal-investigation/
• Cat Person by Kristen Roupenian https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person
• Pushing Daisies (2007) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/pushing-daisies
• Wonderfalls (2004) (lol there wasn't even an entry on Just Watch! How can this be???) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361256/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_q_wonderfalls
• Bobbin' Along in a Barrel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM8ebTGulZs
• Past episode on #HORROR (2015) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/internet-horror-ft-nate-ragolia/id1598823106?i=1000552587949

Join us in two weeks to talk TRUTH OR DARE (2018) which is uuuuuuuuuuuh my understanding is it's bad. Ok see you then!

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Episode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie TALK TO ME (2023) which you should absolutely go see.

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Show notes:

• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/romy-and-micheles-high-school-reunion
• UAP Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgoul4vyDM
• TicTac UFO video https://youtu.be/W1kGmUliDNs?t=70
• Coast to Coast https://www.coasttocoastam.com/
• Midnight Club (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/the-midnight-club
• Stephen King's THE SHINING (1997) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shining_(miniseries)

Join us in two weeks as we kick off our new series about Party Games with BODIES BODIES BODIES (2022)!

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Art by Ryan Tate

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