Nevermind, He Texted Me

We promised!! Here’s part 2 of Britt and Chanelle’s dad on the podcast! This episode talks about one of our favorite topics: splitting the check. We all know how passionate the girls are about this, but listen to how our dads feel! They have slightly different opinions on this one. We also talk about letting people down easily when you’re just not into them. Spoiler alert: you don’t owe anyone an explanation! Then, we hear one of the greatest stories of all time: The Cadillac Story. Grab a drink and take a sip every time the dads say someone was passed out drunk, bleeding to death, or someone beat the sh*t out of someone else. You’ll be wasted by the end of it!

You’re not gonna want to miss this!! Britt and Chanelle’s dads grew up together and we’re bringing them on the podcast! In part 1 of this series, the dads explain how they met! They give us their opinions on ghosting, dating today and how it’s different with apps thrown into the mix, and how they felt about when their daughters started dating. Also, before dating apps, there was apparently cb radio dating??? Listen to find out more!!

You won’t BELIEVE what happens in this week’s episode. Britt started off by telling the group chat about another catfish update. But in the middle of it, a discovery is made, live while recording, that you won’t wanna miss! After that, we get into some of the ways you guys (our listeners) have used whatever small amount of info you had to find people’s social media accounts in the craziest ways!

This week’s episode is a shorty but goodie! How soon is too soon to get off the app after matching with someone? Should you go to snap/insta first, or go straight to texting? The group chat weighs in on when and how to go about asking. Also, it wouldn’t be a true NVM, He Texted Me episode if we didn’t help someone find a guy’s insta with just his first name and town. Hear all about it, along with a Facetune discussion and other random stories and tips in this week’s episode!

Dear Diary, it’s the 4th episode and we still don’t know how to start or end a podcast episode like a normal person. The future is bleak. Anyway, this week, the group chat is talking about dating app safety. It’s not weird to verify a person is who they say they are before you meet them, and we’ll tell you how! We also talk about what to do if you’re on a date and you start to feel unsafe — have you ever heard of an Angel shot? It’s your ticket out of an uncomfortable situation and it’s something all bars need to have ASAP! What do you do when you find out the person you’re seeing (exclusive or not) was seen on a dating app? The approach when asking them about it is key. All this plus some hard Valentine’s Day truths, a catfish update, and whatever else we went off on a tangent about!

AHHHH WHAT’S THAT??? Omg it’s a GHOST! This week, the group chat is discussing ghosting, being ghosted, and everything in between. We start off with some scary ghost stories — we explain why we’ve ghosted people in the past (including Chanelle’s REALLY good reason for doing it), and Lauren’s realization that she has in fact ghosted someone before, also with good reason. If that’s not enough, Britt shares the harrowing tale of the dude who TRIPLE (well 2.5x) ghosted!! We also get into what pics to put in your dating app profile, and which to avoid. FYI, we all scoff at fish pics, but they’re more accepted than you think!

This week, we’re discussing shitty dating app dates. We get to hear about how Chanelle got tricked into paying for TWO dates with the same guy, and we also talk about awkward end of date kisses (gag). Spoiler alert: if the vibe’s not there, don’t fkn do it! Not sure how to go about messaging a match for the first time? Do pickup lines work or should you just send a simple “hey!”? ALSO, DO GUYS SECRETLY NOT EVEN REALIZE WHEN THEY’RE BEING CONFUSING? Britt might have accidentally found this out. Last but not least, we wish we were Joe Rogan. Wondering wtf we mean? Listen to the episode to find out!

Listen to Britt, Chanelle, and Lauren talk over each other in this complete shit show of a first episode. In this episode, we tell you all about how we added a girl to our group chat and helped her catch a dating app catfish! Chanelle also has a tip on how to test your man who’s not your man when he won’t commit (it involves a true story of a date that never really happened), and Lauren tells us about the craziest way she ever found out a guy was lying to her through social media.