Nevermind, He Texted Me

Nevermind, He Texted Me

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  • 28. I'm Not in Crisis, I'm Having a Grand Old Time

    We're back for 2023!! We begin this episode attempting to read a submission, but get distracted by a British guy and some life updates. Lauren tells us all about how the Brit tried to play her and how she called him out on it in front of his friends. We also update you guys on some news!!!! (Spoiler, CHANELLE IS ENGAGED AND HER WEDDING IS IN FIVE MINUTES!!!)

    We finally get into a couple of submissions about times where listeners experienced realizing a guy wasn't into them by something they did. The audacity is overflowing. Also, if your ex reached out to you but had a current girlfriend/boyfriend, would you tell them? We get into this one as Lauren tells us about her experience being the current girlfriend and receiving that message.

    20 min
  • 27. Catfishing the Catfish ft. Chad Huber (Part 2): The Pornstar Who Volunteers at the Orphanage

    This episode is a continuation of episode 26, so if you haven't listened, go back to that first! Part 2 goes into more examples of internet scams, including medical scams (need money for medical bills, my family member is sick, etc), and another scam that has been mistaken for sex trafficking (it's not). Chad also tells us how he got a scammer to leave her husband for him and how he confused two scammers so badly, they both claimed to be the same person. We also talk about where to see a day in the life of a Nigerian scammer (see below for name of show/where to watch), what happens when a scammer threatens you (can they really hurt you?), and what happens when a victim of a scammer is doing illegal money laundering activities without realizing (can they really get in trouble?). Plus, a urhole counter at the end! Can you count how many times we said Urhole during the two parts of the episode??

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    Watch a day in the life of a scammer: Trafficked, season 2, episode 2 on Hulu or for free on abc.

    23 min
  • 26. Catfishing the Catfish ft. Chad Huber (Part 1): How’s Urhole??
    You might remember Chad Huber from some previous episodes, but if this is your first time hearing him on our show, get ready!! Chad has a Tiktok account where he interacts with internet scammers, goes along with their scams (obviously without sending money or real personal info), and fucks with them. Then, he makes videos of the interactions with a hilarious, sarcastic commentary while also explaining background info and giving insightful info on what to look for to know you’re being scammed. The best part is the comments - there’s always someone who doesn’t understand what’s going on, and thinks Chad is just catfishing people for fun or really being scammed himself. Part 1 will go into one of Chad’s more drawn out scenarios, featuring the one and only, Urhole. Yes, her name is Urhole. And yes, we make “your hole” jokes the entire time. We also discuss a time recently where Chanelle was targeted as a victim of a scam, but then it wasn’t a scam, but then actually it was a scam. We get Chad’s opinion on this and talk about how far scammers will go to get their money, even if it means creating a death hoax! Check out Chad’s content on Tiktok @chadhuber
    25 min
  • 25. Tell Me Your F***ing Secret
    This week's episode took us on a whirlwind, and we're taking you with us! A listener wrote in and told us about a guy she dated who had a supposed "big" secret, and dragged her along on his stupid mission to gaslight and confuse the shit out of her. First, though, come with us as we panic and think the man in the story is somehow involved with Chanelle's boyfriend. After that crisis is averted, join us as Britt shares the rest of the story this listener sent in, and as Chanelle and Lauren scream and want to strangle someone. This story will piss you off, drive you crazy, or might even make you reminisce on your own similar experience, but it just proves that even the littlest red flags and gut feelings should not be ignored.
    30 min
  • 24. He Literally Brought Nothing but Anxiety to the Table
    This episode contains what you've been waiting for: the latest and final update on No Plan Stan!! Did he show up for the date? How did their date go? Did he start immediately being fucking creepy? These will all be answered, as well as more than you probably really needed to hear. After that, we get into a different topic. Have you ever posted something on social media specifically for someone else to see? We talk about our experiences with this and take a little trip down memory lane - Facebook memory lane. Why does Facebook thrive on showing millennials the dumb statuses we posted in 2007? The world may never know, but to be honest, its sickening. We also reminisce on the time Britt posted a pic to make someone jealous and that same pic has actually been used by some of our listeners to piss off a guy! We're out here doing the Lord's work. Enjoy! Lauren also mentioned her 10k in this episode. If you’d like to donate, please check out this link: https://www.coloradogives.org/LaurenForAMF if you can’t donate, please share! It’s for an awesome cause!
    34 min
  • 23. Letting the F**kboy Flag Fly
    It wasn't realized until editing, but this week's episode really lives up to the name of the podcast, Nevermind, He Texted Me! This week, we're updating you on No Plan Stan, a man we've affectionately named after it became obvious he cannot and will not make a plan in advance, and only wants to hang out last minute. Well, Lauren is continuing to answer him, just to see what he says and show you all what not to deal with, and we're sharing those texts with you. WIll they actually meet? You gotta listen to find out! You might be able to see the person you're currently talking to in these texts. This is your sign to tell them to shit or get off the pot. You also may have been following this story on our Tiktok, but if you haven't, head over there (@nvmhetextedme) at some point and check out the recent/pinned videos! Warning: you might die inside a little bit. In accordance with the updates, we're also updating on Uber Pool man, the guy Lauren met 4 years ago for 30 seconds who randomly booked a flight to come see her. Guess what! He came to see her and you'll be surprised to find out how it went. Lastly, we get into something we started to talk about last week: the man with "toxic" in his bio. Yes. His bio literally stated that he's toxic, so obviously Lauren swiped right. But of course, in true toxic fashion, this man lived right up to that word. Get ready to lose your mind as you hear about this one!
    34 min
  • 22. The Reddest of the Flags
    This episode goes from 0-100 real quick in that Lauren starts talking about the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee show on Hulu, and it turns into Britt live reacting to their sex tape. You mean there was another sex tape before Kim and Ray J?? That's right!! It's interesting, to say the least. If you haven't seen it, here's a great way to really feel like you were right there. Anyway, we also discuss a listener submission about a textbook situation about someone with a lot of red flags and a lot of excuses. Just so you guys know, it shouldn't be difficult right off the bat when you meet someone. If it is, the REDDEST OF THE FLAGS!! This is a story that will have you reminiscing about dealing with red flags while simultaneously wanting to punt this guy to the moon
    19 min
  • 21. [Don't] Leave Them on Read (Sorry, Alex Cooper!)
    This week we’re talking less shit about Lauren’s Hinge matches and more about you guys and your well-being by answering a couple questions from you <3 First, we get into read receipts. Should they be on or off? A wise father named Alexandra Cooper once said “leave him on read.” Do we agree or disagree? We all have different opinions but we each make good points, so listen up and decide for yourself! Next, we received a very important question from a listener about hair loss at a young age and how to go about finding wigs. Lauren shares her own story with hair loss and her journey with wigs, from realizing her hair was thinning, to deciding to try wigs/other options, to where she is now (with a zillion wigs in different styles and colors!). Even if you don’t have hair loss, this segment is a great listen because you may not even realize that you know someone going through the same thing. Enjoy!
    36 min
  • 20. If They Wanted To, They Would (Part 2)
    We decided to release part 2 of monday's episode early so you don't have to wait two weeks! If you haven’t listened to part 1, go back to the previous episode before listening to this one. And reminder: it’s still the Valentine’s Day episode, in case you hear that mentioned. We finished the discussion about lack of effort when making plans, including one person who wrote in and basically said that people should like the “spontaneity.” …guess what? Being lazy isn’t spontaneous, and we fully explain the difference. Then, we get into a few other scenarios where people showed us that they wanted to and did, or didn't want to and didn't. We head back into Lauren’s Hinge messages and tells us about a man who told her she’d never find a husband, but wait until you hear his reasoning for that. Also, how soon is too soon to ask someone to be a plus one to a wedding? Britt’s bf even chimes in for this one, and there seems to be one main consensus. Finally, if you listened to part 1, you might have heard Lauren say she cleared her matches and was seeing how long it took to get to 50. So how long does it take a 20-something to get 50 matches on a dating app? Listen to find out!
    21 min
  • 19. If They Wanted to, They Would [Part 1] feat. Valentine's Day
    Happy (anti?)Valentine's Day! In honor, this episode is all about some important advice that applies across all types of relationships: if they wanted to, they would. Read it, and read it again!! To start off today, we're telling you guys all about how Lauren's life has become a real life rom-com in just a few weeks. This episode title says it all: we're talking about effort. We get into valentine's day and how it's not hard to do a little something for someone. If they didn't, they didn't want to, and you should take those actions (or lack thereof) for what they're worth. Next, we talk about a specific situation Lauren just had with a hinge match that we know many others have experienced: a person who says they want to see you, but doesn't make effort to make plans to see you. We posted a Tiktok about this and got tons of comments and opinions, so we're getting into those and sharing some of your responses, including why this happens! This is part 1 of a 2 part episode, so next week will have the rest plus some more stories and experiences that further prove that if they wanted to, they would!
    35 min

About Nevermind, He Texted Me

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There are a ton of podcasts about dating and relationships but We realized there wasn’t really a podcast focused on the type of advice you get from your group chat, like what to say on dating apps, dealing with sketchy matches, and everything that comes with it. Britt, Chanelle, and Lauren are three best friends in their late 20s who grew up together.