Little bit loving this movie, really. This week, we meet the white dude they stuck in the movie, but he's actually kinda cool, so we'll allow it. Also we get into fictional vexillology and make a joke about "Corona" that would be very different if we weren't recording in January.

In this episode, we discuss character posters, childhood filmgoing experiences, and Aladdin takes one jump ahead. And I get mad about Beauty and the Beast AGAIN.

Here we go here we go here we go again, girls, what's our weakness? REMAKES.

SEASON 1.5 IS HERE! Flonk joins the Mayor for a grueling day of watching a pretty okay movie with the 2019 remake of Aladdin! Except here in Episode 0 where we mostly talk about Cats. INEFFABLE.

IT'S OVER!!! We made it! We're going weekly for a while! See you with our next remake!

Don't google it. Emily has a dirty mind and needs to read FAR less fanfiction.

Shortest episode ever, if I'm not mistaken. Let's get this over with.

As the servants start transforming back in a variety of hideous ways, we discuss Audra's intestines, Gugu's boobs, Ewan's hair, and we learn that Spencer doesn't know how babies are made.

Now that we finally have our prince, Emily wants to revisit a list of hot Disney guys I helped compile from back in the day. She seems to think anyone besides her voted for Mufasa. NOT EVEN SIMBA. 

As the servants slowly waste away to death, Emily, Spencer, and I celebrate being a topical podcast for once by chatting about the Birds of Prey.