New and a Bit Alarming

True to their promise to periodically entertain you during the hiatus, Brian and Flonk use a terrible early 2000s sitcom ad as an excuse to talk about everything from racist breakfast foods to driving distances between California cities. Enjoy! And check back here soon for some updates on what movies we might do next.

Hello! Sorry for the delay in programming. Flonk and I are here to explain why the delay, what happened in Aladdin, a brief update on Pixar in Real Life, the future of this show, and of course, a lot of dumping on Quibi.

Oh, Hakim, you are a regular character.

It ain't Alan's fault. Alan's doing fine. Alan's looking out for Alan. Go watch Harley Quinn or Doom Patrol or, like, any other recent Disney movie if you want to hear him given something to work with.

THAT'S what we should have called it.

It's a proven fact of any romcom. Especially when half of the B-couple is the endlessly charming Willard C. Smith and the other half is Nasim Pedrad, whom you KNOW I LOVE.

ALADDIN. You are EMBARRASSING us in front of DAHLIA.

Fine, let's take a little Pixar in Real Life break, then.

WOO! Ha ha, ha ha. Uh! Big Will! What what! WOO! Uncle Phil!

Good news, Internet of several months ago, Genie is fine.

Not gonna lie, bit of a dull spell here as Aladdin spends five minutes wandering through a cave, so we start talking about what old man actors could play the disguised Jafar if they included him. Dick Miller? Mickey Rooney? Mel Brooks? Betty White?