New and a Bit Alarming

Brian and Flonk talk about Grizabella, because no one else will. Lee makes a reference joke!

Sorry about Flonk's microphone. Time to talk about The Rum Tum Tugger and his MIIIIIIIIIILK!

Quibi has left us. Out, out, brief candle.

You know what Tom Hooper likes? Ruining the flow of a song with schtick. You know what he hates? People who aren't skinny. Both of those things cause trouble here.

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, so we brought on our sister, an expert cat-namer, to talk about it.

I was going to call it the Voight-Kattf Test, but I thought the pun was a bit sweaty. Also, Robbie might be a Jellicle Cat.

No, we are NOT just making excuses because we feel like watching Cats! It's technically a remake! Very technically.

Plagued with technical trouble, Brian and Flonk trudge through the four less-than-fantastic attempts to make a Fantastic Four film, and do our best to cast our own for the inevitable next version.

Brian and Flonk return to their roots to talk about Star Trek, specifically the semi-remake reboot that is Star Trek: Into Darkness

Flonk thinks doing an episode where we talk about what we could do next would be boring, so to punish him, Brian makes them review "The Pirate Movie", which he had previously believed to be a crypto-remake, but turned out to be a regular mockbuster. Oops.