Nick Uncaged

Remorseless assassin Nicolas Cage is in Thailand to complete a series of contract killings for a crime boss called Surat. Tangents include Bar Rescue, The Adventures of Cock Goblin and Beef Smoke, and Brian and Bran Bran bond over Helen Keller.

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Blessed, or cursed, with the ability to see events minutes before they occur, Nicolas Cage earns a living as a magician in Las Vegas and keeps a low profile under an alias. When terrorists threaten to detonate a nuclear weapon in Las Angeles, government agent Julianne Moore goes on the hunt for Cage and hopes to convince him to help her stop the coming apocalypse. Tangents include our superpowers, and zen master hotdog jokes.

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Nicolas Cage and his father Jon Voight are surprised by Ed Harris's claims that their ancestor was a conspirator in the assassination of Abraham Lincoln based on the missing page of Booth's diary that he possesses. Tangents include the best Rocky movie, and pitching ideas for a new TV show featuring Legends of the Hidden Temple's Olmec.

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Years ago, motorcycle stuntman, Nicolas Cage sold his soul to save the life of a loved one. Now, he transforms into a fiery, avenging agent of justice at night wherever evil roams. Tangents include Ghost Guy, the Ghost Rider knock-off that has a part time job as a dancing waiter at your local On The Border location.

Nicolas Cage travels to a secluded island to search for a girl who has gone missing. In Part 2, the guys realize that The Wicker Man has made them drink more than any other movie.  Bran Bran also digs into the history of the Celts and Puritans in an attempt to make sense of the plot.

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Nick Cage is a down-on-his-luck truck driver haunted by the memory of his deceased wife and child. He meets Julie, a spiritually gifted woman who may or may not be into erotic asphyxiation, who enlists Joe in a desperate effort to find the lost soul of her comatose daughter. Tangents include Taco Bell, and the Oracle from the Matrix.

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In this very first holiday mini episode, the guys exchange gifts.

Nicolas Cage travels to a secluded island to search for a girl who has gone missing. In a two part episode fueled by whiskey, tangents include hairy legs, Michael Keaton, Batman, and arm wrestling.

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Nicolas Cage is a Chicago weatherman who, despite success at his job, is deeply unhappy. Eclipsed by his father, Michael Caine, a celebrated author, they teach each other common terms, like frosty, and camel toe. Tangents in the episode include Bran Bran wants to be terrible at archery lessons, and the guys share gross childhood stories.

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After a tangent filled part 1, the guys manage to stay on task and review the 2005 film Lord of War, in which Nicolas Cage serves as a window into the end of the Cold War and the emergence of worldwide terrorism and gun smuggling.

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