Nicolas Cage has been searching his whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. Tangents in this episode include Pee-Wee's Playhouse, The history of toilet paper, and early 90s PC games.

Nicolas Cage plays a depressed con artist with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and Frank, his partner, find their line of work complicated by the arrival of Cage's teenage daughter, Angela.  Tangents include Chris Hansen making friends, making butter by smashing rocks, and Brian laughing at Bran Bran's dreams of fatherhood.

Nicolas Cage is Charlie Kaufman, a confused L.A. screenwriter overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, sexual frustration, self-loathing, and by the screenwriting ambitions of his freeloading twin brother Donald (Nicolas Cage). While struggling to adapt "The Orchid Thief," by Susan Orlean, Kaufman's life spins from pathetic to bizarre. Tangents include Bran Bran watching childbirth and Brian being mad a Meryl Streep, Bruce Willis, and anything "meta".

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Nicolas Cage is assigned to protect a Navajo code talker, the Marines' new secret weapon. Cage's orders are to protect his code talker, but if the Navajo should fall into enemy hands, he's to protect the code at all costs.  Tangents include The Mule, war movie cliches, and Mark Ruffalo.

When their pine-scented haven is savagely destroyed by a cult, Nick Cage is catapulted into a phantasmagoric journey filled with bloody vengeance and laced with deadly fire. Tangents include dicks, wieners, and Bran Bran's fantasy book recommendations.

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Nick Cage is the leader of the Italian invasion force that control the Greek island of Cephalonia. Billeted with the local doctor he falls in love with his daughter, even though she is engaged to resistance fighter Mandras. Tangents include Strega Nona, JFK conspiracies, and Chewbecca moving a tool chest

Nicolas Cage's lavish, fast-paced bachelor lifestyle changes one Christmas night when he stumbles into a grocery store holdup and disarms the gunman. The next morning he wakes up in bed lying next to his college sweetheart he left in order to pursue his career, and to the horrifying discovery that his former life no longer exists. Tangents include why people would leave their children with Bran Bran, and if Don Cheadle is a wizard.

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Nicolas Cage is car thief is forced to steal 50 luxury vehicles in one night in order to save the life of his brother, who has fallen foul of a dangerous crime lord. Tangents include our favorite cars, and Bran Bran's love of doilies.

The guys watch Bringing out the Dead, a movie in which Nicolas Cage plays an alcoholic, pill popping paramedic who's trying to get fired. We also discuss water fountains in emergency rooms, and ask who really listens to Moby.

The guys watch 8mm, a film in which Nicolas Cage explores the world of illegal porn.