The guys watch the 1993 Amos and Andrew, where the entire supporting cast is terrible, Nicolas Cage and Samuel L. Jackson don't overact, and the most likeable character is a dog that might be named after a Nazi.

We've gone to the future and we're reviewing the 2017 film Arsenal, a sequel (kind of?) to the last film we reviewed, Deadfall.

Nicolas Cage plays Eddie King, a coked-up henchman with a terrible wig and mustache who freaks out constantly. Oh, and there's some story line about con artists or something.

After losing $65,000 to professional gambler Tommy Korman (James Caan), penniless private investigator Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage) agrees to let Korman borrow his beautiful fiancée, Betsy (Sarah Jessica Parker), for a Hawaiian getaway to pay off his debts.

The guys watch Zandalee, a 1991 direct-to-video erotic thriller starring Nicolas Cage.

Nicolas Cage, David Lynch, Willem Dafoe, and Crispin Glover. Of course Wild at Heart is a sane movie that makes complete sense.

I am the greatest! I AM THE GREATEST! The guys watch Fire Birds. It's like Top Gun, but with helicopters.

Alva. Alva! ALVA! The guys talk about the absolute absurdity of the 1988 film Vampire's Kiss

Accents, yelling, and yodeling. The guys discuss the 1987 movie Raising Arizona

The guys attempt to watch an Italian movie with subtitles that aren't quite English. All they know is that in the 1989 Nicolas Cage film Time To Kill, he's got a helluva tooth ache.