Night School Horror

The Class goes back to one of our favorite Tales from the Crypt movies to talk Demon Knight, Jeryline, the lore, the gore, and why Billy Zane’s Collector had absolutely no business being this damn charming.

We were supposed to review Demon Knight. Instead, we spent most of the episode crushing on Billy Zane.

Halle Berry has some interesting parenting techniques in Never Let Go.

The Class gets into the family at the center of the movie, whether the evil is actually real, all the trauma being passed down to these kids, and some very questionable decisions from Mama.

We also get into the bad wigs, accents, and somehow end up talking about the Crystal Lake reboot.

The Hype Train keeps rolling, and Sabrina is finally back with The Class.

We get into even more upcoming horror, including movies told through the eyes of a dog, grief-heavy stories, haunted theme parks, and whatever else caught our attention.

Meanwhile, Tommy goes on a completely unnecessary rant about reading, Mista Malave disappears halfway through the episode, and somehow Bluetooth toothbrushes become part of the conversation.

All aboard The Hype Train.

The Class goes through some of the movies we were looking forward to, including Final Destination: Bloodlines, Sinners, Death of a Unicorn, Together, Anaconda, and more.

Which ones are we buying the hype for, which ones have us worried, and which ones do we have absolutely no idea what to expect from?

The Class gets into Longlegs, and Mista Malave is leading the way through one of the strangest horror movies we’ve talked about.

We get into Nicolas Cage’s completely unhinged performance, Maika Monroe, the Satanic mystery behind everything, and whether the movie actually lived up to all the hype surrounding it.

Sabrina is missing for this one, and we also get sidetracked talking about Netflix taking another shot at Cujo.

Night School Horror HAS RETURNED!

The Class gets back together to catch up on everything we missed, including Scream 7, Demi Moore’s comeback, The Faculty possibly returning, Until Dawn heading to the big screen, and a bunch of other horror news.

We also get into what everyone’s been watching, what’s on our lists, and introduce some new things we wanted to bring to NSH as we kicked off this next version of the show.

Part 2

Night School Horror disappeared into the shadows for far too long... but what caused its eerie silence? Something dark sealed its doors, keeping the truth hidden in the depths. Now, the quiet is breaking, and the story—long awaited—will unfold, one chilling piece at a time.

Welcome back to Night School Horror, where the screams echo louder than your student loan debt and the cafeteria only serves facehuggers à la carte. The summer may be over, but your nightmares have tenure—and tonight’s lesson is a one-way trip into deep space despair.

In this dripping, screeching, gloriously unholy episode, we dissect Alien: Romulus, the latest slice of sci-fi horror that reminds us why going back to space is a terrible idea. Join your unqualified faculty of freaks as we crawl through air vents of dread, debate whether this new batch of victims deserves sympathy or slapstick, and ask the truly important question: What if the Xenomorph had abandonment issues and a flair for the dramatic?

From test tubes to test screams, we’re grading everything from creature design to character decisions—and yes, we absolutely recommend Tobey Maguire voice the next alien...

Looking to support the Xenomorph’s charming little colonization crusade? Craving a touch of extraterrestrial intimacy (with just a dash of acid spit)? Enroll now and leave a 5-star review—because nothing says “thanks for the trauma” like a chestburster blowing out your ribcage mid-scream.

Welcome to the class that takes place after you ignored every horror movie rule and still thought a weekend getaway was a good idea. Tonight, as thunder crashes and the campfire hisses in the rain, your slightly unqualified—but highly enthusiastic—counselors take you on a one-way elevator ride straight into the bloody heart of The Cabin in the Woods.

Join Movie Guy Bay Bay Tommy James, Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina, and HEAD Counselor Mista Malave as they break down this horror/comedy love letter turned autopsy. We’re diving into Hemsworth pre-hammer era, decoding meta madness, finding hidden easter eggs from horror’s hall of fame, and listening in on Sabrina’s passionate argument over whether that giant hand ending is brilliant… or just bonkers.