ROBERT IN CHANDLER WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS WIFE EVE. THEY'RE SOMEWHAT NEW TO THE VALLEY AND ROBERT DOESN’T THINK EVE HAS HEARD THE 'I LOVE YOU MAN' CALLS BEFORE… WHICH MAKES MY JOB EASIER. I’M CALLING HER PRETENDING TO WORK AT THE NEW DAYCARE THEY HAVE THEIR 3-YEAR-OLD AT BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR 3RD ANNUAL “TOT BOXING” EVENT COMING UP AND WE HAVEN’T RECEIVED THEIR SON'S REGISTRATION YET...

JULIE IN PHOENIX WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND CHRISTIAN. IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY RECENTLY AND HE CELEBRATED AT A POPULAR ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHAIN… YOU KNOW THE ONE; “WHEN YOU’RE HERE, YOU’RE FAMILY”. SO I’M CALLING CHRISTIAN PRETENDING TO WORK FOR THE RESTAURANT TO INFORM HIM THAT WE NEED TO SETTLE HIS BILL. HE THOUGHT HE PAID FOR IT ALL, BUT HE DIDN’T. WE HAVE A NEW POLICY HE DEFINITELY ISN’T AWARE OF...