LAINEY IN MESA WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND KYLE. SOMEONE REAR-ENDED HIM AND HE’S BEEN DEALING WITH THAT PERSON'S INSURANCE COMPANY. I’M CALLING HIM PRETENDING TO BE AN AGENT WITH THAT INSURANCE COMPANY AND JUST TO ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF HIM WITH SOME DAD JOKES...

LEAH IN CHANDLER WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER SISTER MELODY. MELODY IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEKEND SO I’M CALLING HER PRETENDING TO WORK AT THE WEDDING VENUE WITH SOME CONFUSION OVER HOW THIS WHOLE "DOUBLE WEDDING" THING WITH HER SISTER IS GOING TO WORK. THERE’S NO DOUBLE WEDDING, SO WE’RE GOING TO CONFUSE THE HECK OUT OF MELODY...

JUNE IN MARICOPA WANTS ME TO RAZZ HER HUSBAND EVAN. EVAN IS A FARMER… AND ALSO AN ADMIN ON A FARMER FACEBOOK GROUP. I’M CALLING HIM PRETENDING TO BE A GUY JUST STARTING OUT AS A FARMER AND I NEED SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO GET IT GOING. OH, BUT MY FARM IS IN FARMVILLE… ON FACEBOOK!