ETHAN IN SCOTTSDALE WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS DAD ALBERT, WHO LIVES UP NORTH AND WORKS AT THE GRAND CANYON. I’M CALLING HIM PRETENDING TO BE A TOURIST WHO LOST SOMETHING IN THE PARK. I’M HOPING HE CAN HELP ME FIND IT...

LEVI IN PHOENIX WANTS ME TO RAZZ HIS DAD JACK, WHO HATES DEALING WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE OVER THE PHONE, ESPECIALLY IF THE REP DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT.  I’M CALLING JACK PRETENDING TO BE A CUSTOMER SERVICE REP FOR HIS WIRELESS PROVIDER… AND I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT WHAT I’M DOING...

Daylight Saving Time kicks in this weekend for everyone but us. Eric Church has a cool way for his fans to take part in his new bar. Also, apparently Applebee's and Olive Garden are where rich folks hang out. We've also got your weekly dose of stupid criminals and an interaction at a Jimmy John's that has people torn...