We're not you know. But in the meantime. Promotion, bums and Scrabble.

New - Well that was a short break. New Nilpod, New Year. Not much has changed. Condoms, Auto Erotica and Pants.

Nilpod Christmas Bonus - Not so surprisingly we found the time to record you a stocking filler. The surprise? Two Daves, and some

newsbeating.

Season Ender - It is done... for now. Season two ends with a squabble, some wussiness, pocket billiards and baby balls. See you all

soons.

Friendspod Part 2 - The lovely Denise joins us to dish the dirt on Wilbur. So much dirt that some

portions of this show have been deleted by him. Imagine the filthy possibilities.

How's my driving? - A brief but illuminating interlude between pods. Trees, Trains, Blocks and Holes.

Friendspod Part One - We're joined by the wondrous Rebecca Grant and Wil does his best to dig dirt on Nicky. Because he is a locked box.

Fetish Part 2 - Oh Janey... I blame tiredness. And our filter being on the fritz. Pits, Poo, Sick and Fatties.

Apology - And not much more. Work gets in the way of Fetishpod but we managed to record a journey and Wil gets frisky with some ladies. Older ladies.

Nilpod Newsbeat 5 - Stop the Presses... Or don't, but do listen up. Badger sex dwarf, scarecrow drunks and non troll bridge sex.