Bigger, better more consistent - So I hear you're a sexist now Nicky? A plan, a masterclass and a course inn Wilness.

Newsbeat - After our last soppy outing, back comes the sloppy. Insertions, Removals, Breaks and Bums.

Papa Papa Willy - A gentle return. The blow by blow on Ben getting born. And some understandable sentimentality.

Festive Wonders - The 12 moans of Christmas. Rich guy gifts. Santa Bones. Happy Christmas People.

Durty books read aloud - The awards are in and they are blue. Witness Wil cringing at voices too sexy for him to handle.

Brief Interviews with apparently Racist Men - Hard to believe, I know. Topic free and free ranging. Like your standard hen.

Newsbeat - Pompous Music. Tempered Reportage. High Minded Debate. And so many severed Members.

Chance - Limb Giving, the helping hand of Wil and the war against the Southpaws continues. Oh, and some inappropriate stuff. Unusual that.

The Devil - Horned ones and wingwangs. Back to the usual so. Rebranding, her indoors and dad spats.

Sitting on the dock of the bay - Watching the ships going out, and coming in again. Howth, gulls, coffee. Milky coffee. Suspiciously milky.