Saddlebacking - Well, getting back to business inanyways. Pant rummages, Sad fat kids and a minor beating of the news.

Music - Hard to believe it took us this long to do this subject. Unsure we did our utmost but we did it inanyways. Bad band names, our musical past and outfits.

Yahoo - We trawl the trolls to find important life questions. Imagine our surprise when what we find fits neatly into our usual area. Manbits, poops and hamster trouble.

A drive and a chat. A Christmas cracker with all the bad jokes left in. No hats though. It was oddly clement.

The Letter O - Don't wet Roy Orbison. Don't feed him past 11.30. Do make lifestyle choices influenced by Glenroe.

Newsbeat - Stop the Presses. Stories about couch love. Bad Teaching Practices. Jumping literal bones.

Quiz us - Man, this took a lot of prep, but don't worry, sounds as shambolic as ever. Mr and Mrs Nilpod and a Wilterrogation. Plus spamwatch.

Build a Movie - We turn Mogul and greenlight the S out of high concept celluloid gold. All up there on the screen. And in your grilles.

Mafia - Mobbed up and sexy as flip. A Reading from the gospel according to Grey, Wils mob dad and moider.

Pod Pourri - As Random as you like. Fart brands, Elephant Wil and tiny arm nipples.